A. blasphemy is a religious term and only has meaning when dealing with things in a religious context. As I'm not an orthodox Jedi, I'm safe. B. Yes, I know you are as well. C/D. I was kidding on that one. :)
> a. wasn't referring to your religion, > was referring to Star Wars :-) > b. nu? > c. it's your list > d. I was kidding > > -Ben > > > A. It's not blasphemy in my religion > > B. I'm more akin to the dark side anyway > > C. Now where's that "kick someone from the lists for fun" button? ;) > > > > > *BLASPHEMY!!* but funny as heck... > > > > > > -Ben > > > > > > > From another list posted from a third list probably posted from a forth, > > etc. > > > > > > > > >A furious light sabre duel is under way. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE > > > > >SKYWALKER toward the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops > > > > >off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke > > > > >backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but > > > > >straight down. > > > > >Darth Vader: "Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father." > > > > >Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" > > > > >Darth Vader: "No! I am your father!" > > > > >Luke: "No, it's not true! It's impossible." > > > > >Darth Vader: "Search your feelings; you know it to be true." > > > > >Luke: "NO!" > > > > >Darth Vader: "Yes, it is true and you know what else? You know that > > > > >brass droid of yours?" > > > > >Luke: "Threepio?" > > > > >Darth Vader: "Yes, Threepio, I built him when I was seven years old." > > > > >Luke: "No." > > > > >Darth Vader: "Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at > > > > >yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship > > > > >out of the swamp." > > > > >Luke: "I destroyed your precious Death Star!" > > > > >Darth Vader: "When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly > > > > >destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!" > > > > >Luke: "Well, it's not my fault." > > > > >Darth Vader: "Oh, here we go. 'Poor me, my father never gave me what I > > > > >wanted for my birthday, boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith > > > > >.. waahhh wahhh!'" > > > > >Luke: "Shut up." > > > > >Darth Vader: "You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had > > > > >exterminated the Jedi knights!" > > > > >Luke: "I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon!" > > > > >Darth Vader: "Oh, for the love of the Emperor, 10 years old, winner of > > > > >the Boonta Eve Open. Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer, right here > > > > >baby! > > > > >Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step toward it. > > > > >Darth Vader: "I was wrong. You're not my kid. I don't know whose you > > > > >are, but you sure ain't mine." > > > > >Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the > > > > >shaft. > > > > >Darth Vader looks after him. > > > > >Darth Vader: "And get a haircut!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
