Stealing this....
On Tue, Mar 27, 2012 at 12:41 PM, Larry C. Lyons <larrycly...@gmail.com> wrote: > > just saw this and thought it amusing: > > US Politics in a nutshell: > > University Professor: 2+2=4 > > Democrat: 2+2=4, that is what science says. We believe in science. > > Republican: I believe 2+2=6, because that is what God told me in a dream. > > Fox News: 2+2=6. If you don't believe this, you are a > socialist-communist-Marxist. And don't listen to that godless > socialist professor! > > Other US Cable News channels: There is a genuine difference of opinon. > To be fair to both sides, we will split the difference and call 2+2=5. > > New York Times / Washington Post / NPR: 2+2=4. > > Jon Huntsman: 2+2=4. I believe in science, call me crazy. > > Mitt Romney: 2+2=? I think I might have said 4 before, but now I don't > know. What should I say to get people to vote for me? > > National Rifles Association: 2+2=? My party says 6, equal to the > number of rounds in a revolver. But I wished it was higher. > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Order the Adobe Coldfusion Anthology now! http://www.amazon.com/Adobe-Coldfusion-Anthology/dp/1430272155/?tag=houseoffusion Archive: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/message.cfm/messageid:349075 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/subscribe.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/groups/cf-community/unsubscribe.cfm
