well...he did _shoot_ it after all... :-) will ----
William H. Bowen Webmaster ALSTOM Energy Automation & Information "Your friendly neighborhood Webmaster" [EMAIL PROTECTED] http://www.esca.com/ ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jerry Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, June 14, 2002 1:52 PM Subject: RE: Proof that guns are not deadly > Speaking of getting stepped on... > > My sister was driving yesterday, and a deer jumped out of the woods and through her windshield. > > After much heart pounding excitement to get herself and her 2-year old out of the car, she called the police and a tow truck. > > After everyone arrived and her car is up on the truck, she notices that the deer is still alive and badly injured. > > She thinks outloud, "I should have called someone to come and shoot the deer." > > The cop puts on a set of mirrored shades, and cooly replies "You already did, ma'am." > > He walks a few steps, draws and fires. End of deer. > > She said it was the most surreal 5 seconds of her life. Just like a movie. > > (of course, _he_ kept the deer. grumble, grumble) > Jerry Johnson > > > > >>> [EMAIL PROTECTED] 06/14/02 04:23PM >>> > If you step on a chipmunk in California you are in trouble. > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, June 14, 2002 3:19 PM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Proof that guns are not deadly > > Wow. Not in California. > > At 04:08 PM 6/14/2002 -0400, you wrote: > >I believe Texas has a law that says if someone comes on your property > at > >night and you think they're going to steal something, you can shoot > them. > > > >-Justin Scott, Lead Developer > > Sceiron Internet Services, Inc. > > http://www.sceiron.com > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- > >From: "Howie Hamlin" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Sent: Friday, June 14, 2002 3:03 PM > >Subject: Re: Proof that guns are not deadly > > > > > > > I remember a few years ago there was an exchange student from Japan > who > >was trying to find a halloween party in Texas, I > > > believe. He went to the wrong house and, when he could not explain > >himself to the satisfaction of the homeowner (he did > > > not speak very much English) the homeowner shot and killed him. The > >homeowner claimed that the student was making some > > > kind of threatening gestures (of course, he was just trying to > explain > >what he was looking for) and was not charged with > > > a crime. > > > > > > Very sad... > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Ben Braver" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Sent: Friday, June 14, 2002 2:58 PM > > > Subject: Re: Proof that guns are not deadly > > > > > > > > > > Good one, Howie > > > > sadly true... > > > > (IMHO anyway) > > > > > > > > -Ben > > > > Supporting bullet control for more people alive tomorrow > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
