The first one was good, but dang Sandy this one is just baaaad :) Tim Heald Developer Schoollink, Inc. 910.223.2116 x 122
http://www.schoollink.net Providing technology solutions for educators Fusebox Advisory Committee http://www.fusebox.org Fayetteville ColdFusion User Group http://www.fcfug.org > -----Original Message----- > From: Sandy Clark [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 10:28 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Friday Joke, Part Deux > > > A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he > lay the dog > on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the > receptor on > the dog's chest. > After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, > but your dog has passed away." > > "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any > testing on > him or anything. I want another opinion!" > > With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned > with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the > poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, the > Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Woof". > > The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments > with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his > predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He > then jumped > off the table and ran out the room. > > The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went > postal. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is > outrageous!" The vet > shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it > would have been $50, but with the "Lab" work and the "Cat scan"..." > > ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
