Sandy- you can send all the bad jokes ya want
need to have more than one target for them to throw stale muffins at (besides me, that is!) :-) -Ben > So are you saying I can only send good stuff to this list?? > > If that is the case then I predict that the level of conversation in here > will be dropping considerably!!! > > Hey Tim, When you coming up to DC again??? > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Timothy Heald" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 10:35 AM > Subject: RE: Friday Joke, Part Deux > > > > The first one was good, but dang Sandy this one is just baaaad :) > > > > Tim Heald > > Developer > > Schoollink, Inc. > > 910.223.2116 x 122 > > > > > > http://www.schoollink.net > > Providing technology solutions for educators > > > > Fusebox Advisory Committee > > http://www.fusebox.org > > > > Fayetteville ColdFusion User Group > > http://www.fcfug.org > > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Sandy Clark [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > > Sent: Friday, August 02, 2002 10:28 AM > > > To: CF-Community > > > Subject: Friday Joke, Part Deux > > > > > > > > > A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he > > > lay the dog > > > on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the > > > receptor on > > > the dog's chest. > > > After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm > sorry, > > > but your dog has passed away." > > > > > > "What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any > > > testing on > > > him or anything. I want another opinion!" > > > > > > With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he > returned > > > with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking > the > > > poor dead dog out thoroughly. After a considerable amount of sniffing, > the > > > Retriever sadly shook his head and said "Woof". > > > > > > The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few > moments > > > with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his > > > predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He > > > then jumped > > > off the table and ran out the room. > > > > > > The veterinarian handed the man a bill for $600. The dog's owner went > > > postal. "$600! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is > > > outrageous!" The vet > > > shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it > > > would have been $50, but with the "Lab" work and the "Cat scan"..." > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
