There was a young lady named Bright Whose speed was far faster than light. She set out one day In a relative way And returned home the previous night. (remembered from somewhere)
The bustard's an exquisite fowl, with minimal reason to growl. It escapes what would be illegitimacy by grace of a fortunate vowel. (found online) An industrious young obstetrician Conceived his financial position To depend upon beauty And husbandly duty, And determined and endless coition. (Isaac Asimov, from site below) If that's not enough: http://www.dcs.st-andrews.ac.uk/~ad/LimericksDir/O.html --Ben Doom Programmer & General Lackey Moonbow Software : -----Original Message----- : From: Hatton Humphrey [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] : Sent: Thursday, September 12, 2002 12:31 PM : To: CF-Community : Subject: What a day! : : : Okay, I need jokes, humor and something uplifting. We just had another : 3 people let go and it's an emotional zoo over here. I managed to hold : onto my job again but now I'm going to be doing development in CF, ASP : and probalby picking up VB soon, handling support calls for projects in : CF and ASP and also filling a part of a network admin role. : : .. oh, and there's no thought of a raise. : : Hatton : : ______________________________________________________________________ Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
