I've been told I eat almost anything.  I've tried horse but not dog nor
laquered muffins.  What exactly is a laquered muffin?

-----Original Message-----
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] 
Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 11:09 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Welcome Andre (was RE: Dropping Netscape 4)


Andre-

Welcome to the looney bin - I mean, the CF-Community 
list !

We offer fresh-baked <virtual> muffins to newcomers, for 
congratulations, and consolation. 

There are also stale muffins thrown for minor 
transgressions, and laquered muffins for major 
transgressions. 

If you're really really bad, like my puns, they bop you 
with the cast-iron muffin pan :-) - or, "Eri*K*a with a 
K in the UK with Philip with one L" will send her 
<virtual> horse Python to chase you. 

(Friendly advice: keep some carrots and sugar cubes to 
appease Python <g>.)

Be sure to spell Erika with a K, and Philip with one L, 
or you risk Python's wrath...

-Ben
Self-appointed Court Jester and irrepressible bad punster
> I may be busy, and in half-lurk mode these days ...
> 
> BUT!
> 
> **** NEWCOMER ALERT! NEWCOMER ALERT! *****
> 
> Hey Ben, we've got ourselves another newcomer! Shall we shower him 
> with muffins, or slip him a hot pile o'python special?
> 
> <evil grin>
> 
> Hiyas Andre ... Or is it DRE? ;)
> Welcome to Community. May your time here be ... Well ... Enjoyable!
> 
> I think I prolly missed a few more these past couple of weeks, so 
> forgive me, though I saw Ben pick one of you up last week I think.
> 
> Anyways, crawling back under my rock now ...
> 
> 
> Erika
> (with a *K*)
> 
> "Life...  is like a grapefruit.  It's orange and squishy,
> and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast."
> ------------------------------------------------
> 
> >>| -----Original Message-----
> >>| From: Andre Turrettini [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> >>| Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 5:28 PM
> >>| To: CF-Community
> >>| Subject: RE: Dropping Netscape 4
> >>| 
> >>| 
> >>| Another interesting one is screen resolution.  Theres lots
> >>| of people on 800x600 and smaller.  DRE
> 
> 

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