A lacquered muffin is a stale muffin that has been coated in lacquer, so it's hard enough to hurt when thrown at someone !
Not intended to be eaten, but to inflict punishment :-) You've eaten _horse_? Gee, is that a recipe from the Galloping Gourmet?? -Ben > I've been told I eat almost anything. I've tried horse but not dog nor > laquered muffins. What exactly is a laquered muffin? > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 11:09 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: Re: Welcome Andre (was RE: Dropping Netscape 4) > > > Andre- > > Welcome to the looney bin - I mean, the CF-Community > list ! > > We offer fresh-baked <virtual> muffins to newcomers, for > congratulations, and consolation. > > There are also stale muffins thrown for minor > transgressions, and laquered muffins for major > transgressions. > > If you're really really bad, like my puns, they bop you > with the cast-iron muffin pan :-) - or, "Eri*K*a with a > K in the UK with Philip with one L" will send her > <virtual> horse Python to chase you. > > (Friendly advice: keep some carrots and sugar cubes to > appease Python <g>.) > > Be sure to spell Erika with a K, and Philip with one L, > or you risk Python's wrath... > > -Ben > Self-appointed Court Jester and irrepressible bad punster > > I may be busy, and in half-lurk mode these days ... > > > > BUT! > > > > **** NEWCOMER ALERT! NEWCOMER ALERT! ***** > > > > Hey Ben, we've got ourselves another newcomer! Shall we shower him > > with muffins, or slip him a hot pile o'python special? > > > > <evil grin> > > > > Hiyas Andre ... Or is it DRE? ;) > > Welcome to Community. May your time here be ... Well ... Enjoyable! > > > > I think I prolly missed a few more these past couple of weeks, so > > forgive me, though I saw Ben pick one of you up last week I think. > > > > Anyways, crawling back under my rock now ... > > > > > > Erika > > (with a *K*) > > > > "Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, > > and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast." > > ------------------------------------------------ > > > > >>| -----Original Message----- > > >>| From: Andre Turrettini [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > > >>| Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2002 5:28 PM > > >>| To: CF-Community > > >>| Subject: RE: Dropping Netscape 4 > > >>| > > >>| > > >>| Another interesting one is screen resolution. Theres lots > > >>| of people on 800x600 and smaller. DRE > > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
