This might be a little old, but I still found it funny
The mob boss was on trial for murder, so he sent one of his henchmen to bribe Maurice, a juror. The henchman said "We're paying you to hold out for a conviction of manslaughter." "Yes sir" said Maurice nervously. "I'll do my best" When the trial ended, the mobsters we surprised by how long jury deliberations took. Finally, the foreman read the verdict: "Guilty of manslaughter" Later the happy henchman called Maurice: "The Boss thanks you for the verdice. Ten years is better than life. But tell me, did your arguing for manslaughter cause the deliberations to go on so long?" "It took me a long time to sway everyone to manslaughter" said Maurice "They all wanted to acquit" <cf_RimShot> Philip Arnold Technical Director Certified ColdFusion Developer ASP Multimedia Limited Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 www.aspmedia.co.uk www.aspevents.net An ISO9001 registered company. ********************************************************************** This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify the system manager. ********************************************************************** ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm Archives: http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-community@houseoffusion.com/ Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/index.cfm?sidebar=lists
