<bada bing> > This might be a little old, but I still found it funny > > > The mob boss was on trial for murder, so he sent one of his henchmen to > bribe Maurice, a juror. The henchman said "We're paying you to hold out > for a conviction of manslaughter." > > "Yes sir" said Maurice nervously. "I'll do my best" > > When the trial ended, the mobsters we surprised by how long jury > deliberations took. Finally, the foreman read the verdict: "Guilty of > manslaughter" > > Later the happy henchman called Maurice: "The Boss thanks you for the > verdice. Ten years is better than life. But tell me, did your arguing > for manslaughter cause the deliberations to go on so long?" > > "It took me a long time to sway everyone to manslaughter" said Maurice > "They all wanted to acquit" > > > <cf_RimShot> > > Philip Arnold > Technical Director > Certified ColdFusion Developer > ASP Multimedia Limited > Switchboard: +44 (0)20 8680 8099 > Fax: +44 (0)20 8686 7911 > > www.aspmedia.co.uk > www.aspevents.net > > An ISO9001 registered company. > > ********************************************************************** > This email and any files transmitted with it are confidential and > intended solely for the use of the individual or entity to whom they > are addressed. If you have received this email in error please notify > the system manager. > ********************************************************************** > > > ______________________________________________________________________ Your ad could be here. Monies from ads go to support these lists and provide more resources for the community. http://www.fusionauthority.com/ads.cfm
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