ROFLMAO - That was the funniest thing I've read in a while!

Patrick

> -----Original Message-----
> From: Jim Davis [mailto:jim@;depressedpress.com]
> Sent: Monday, November 04, 2002 10:37 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: RE: omg, VOMIT jellybeans??
> 
> 
> > I tried these.  I went to the JellyBelly warehouse that is 
> > near my house, 
> > and they give free samples within the store.  When the woman 
> > handed them 
> > to me, I assumed that they just had disgusting names, but 
> would taste 
> > fine.  I was WRONG!  I tried half a bite of the vomit one and 
> > spent the 
> > next 10 minutes trying to get the taste out of my mouth.  
> > After that, I 
> > couldn't bring myself to try the booger one, or any of the 
> > other flavors.  
> > =(
> 
> But remember - there's some poor group deep inside the JellyBelly
> factory that usually gets assignments like "make sure this tastes of
> cherry".  For weeks they had to write reports on how close to
> vomit-flavored test jelly beans had become...
> 
> "Test Number 142, Batch number 6,405: Closest yet, although 
> it still has
> a marked rotten apple aftertaste.  Suggest more digestive 
> acid and less
> fructose.  Please kill me."
> 
> I think that they earned there pensions right there.  And to 
> think, some
> of them probbly complained when "pina colada" was being tested...
> 
> Jim Davis
> 

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