ROFLMAO - That was the funniest thing I've read in a while! Patrick
> -----Original Message----- > From: Jim Davis [mailto:jim@;depressedpress.com] > Sent: Monday, November 04, 2002 10:37 AM > To: CF-Community > Subject: RE: omg, VOMIT jellybeans?? > > > > I tried these. I went to the JellyBelly warehouse that is > > near my house, > > and they give free samples within the store. When the woman > > handed them > > to me, I assumed that they just had disgusting names, but > would taste > > fine. I was WRONG! I tried half a bite of the vomit one and > > spent the > > next 10 minutes trying to get the taste out of my mouth. > > After that, I > > couldn't bring myself to try the booger one, or any of the > > other flavors. > > =( > > But remember - there's some poor group deep inside the JellyBelly > factory that usually gets assignments like "make sure this tastes of > cherry". For weeks they had to write reports on how close to > vomit-flavored test jelly beans had become... > > "Test Number 142, Batch number 6,405: Closest yet, although > it still has > a marked rotten apple aftertaste. Suggest more digestive > acid and less > fructose. Please kill me." > > I think that they earned there pensions right there. And to > think, some > of them probbly complained when "pina colada" was being tested... > > Jim Davis > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com