OMG. Hehehehehe
-----Original Message----- From: Candace Cottrell [mailto:cottrellc@;childrensdayton.org] Sent: Wednesday, November 06, 2002 10:29 PM To: CF-Community Subject: Doctors --- Joke Doctors A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take one lung out of a person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both looking for work in two weeks." The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. We've just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war." God help us one and all. Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer The Children's Medical Center One Children's Plaza Dayton, OH 45404 937-641-4293 http://www.childrensdayton.org [EMAIL PROTECTED] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Get the mailserver that powers this list at http://www.coolfusion.com
