Candace, I'd be ROFLMAO if it weren't so depressing...
Didja ever see the campy old James Coburn movie called "The President's Analyst", also with Godfrey Cambridge and Pat Harrington, Jr.?? Coburn played the President's shrink. President got to unburden, but Coburn couldn't, went bonkers, fled. Every spy agency in the world was after him, since he knew all the secrets. Turns out the villain was "TPC" - The Phone Company. Harrington was giving a speech, they found a little wire running out of his heel <hee hee>. Suspect in our "real" case, there's a cybernetic implant, but with an underpowered CPU, not enough RAM, and flaws in the logic ;-) -Ben >From: "Candace Cottrell" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] >To: CF-Community <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> >Subject: Doctors --- Joke >Date: Wed, 06 Nov 2002 22:28:47 -0500 > >Doctors > >A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can >take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him looking for >work in six weeks." > >A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take one lung out of a >person, >put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks." >A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can >take >half a heart out of one person put it in another and have them both >looking for work in two weeks." > >The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind. >We've just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White >House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half >preparing for war." >God help us one and all. > > >Candace K. Cottrell, Web Developer >The Children's Medical Center >One Children's Plaza >Dayton, OH 45404 >937-641-4293 >http://www.childrensdayton.org > > >[EMAIL PROTECTED] > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm
