mmm we all know adoptive parents are a menace to society On Tue, 27 May 2003 17:04:28 -0400, Ben Doom <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Well, I mean, it's reasonable for them to check. How are they supposed > to > know if you're really a Jedi and not a Sith unless they check? > > > -- Ben Doom > Programmer & General Lackey > Moonbow Software, Inc > > : -----Original Message----- > : From: Raymond Camden [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > : Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 4:38 PM > : To: CF-Community > : Subject: RE: I am Breeding > : > : > : Great - and I have number three coming home in a few months... lucky > me. > : ;) (Of course, I'm still waiting for our lovely INS to prove that I'm > : not one of those terrorists who like to adopt children... you know... > : I'm sure everyone has heard the stories of the international criminals > : who like to adopt children.... right?) > : > : -rc > : > : > -----Original Message----- > : > From: Adam Churvis [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > : > Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2003 2:13 PM > : > To: CF-Community > : > Subject: Re: I am Breeding > : > > : > > : > > Just so you know, the amount of work is not > : > NumOfChildren*X, it's more > : > > like NumofChildren ^ X. > : > > : > Come to think of it, the ACHL (Aggregate Child Handling Load) > : > calculation is quite similar to that of particle count and > : > particle proximity versus critical mass in a nuclear reaction. > : > > : > As you linearly increase the number of children, their > : > "critical mass" increases at an exponential rate that is > : > itself exponentially accelerating. > : > > : > Also, the smaller the space in which N children live, the > : > greater the chance of a reaction (hence the "Go outside and > : > play!" safety switch). As children leave for college (or > : > "spin out"), the chance of a reaction decreases. > : > > : > This explains all the mushroom clouds... > : > > : > : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~| Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?forumid=5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/index.cfm?method=subscribe&forumid=5 Signup for the Fusion Authority news alert and keep up with the latest news in ColdFusion and related topics. http://www.fusionauthority.com/signup.cfm Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=89.70.5
