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been there, heard that...
-Ben
> Remember this when you tell you wife (girlfriend) you going out or over to a
> buds to watch the game.
>
>
>
> FINE
> This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right
> and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks --
> this will cause you to have one of those arguments.
>
> FIVE MINUTES
> This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your
> football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an
> even trade...
>
> NOTHING
> This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually
> used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
> upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that
> will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"
>
> GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
> This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing"
> and will end with the word "Fine"
>
> GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
> This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will
> get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing"
> and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools
> off.
>
> LOUD SIGH
> This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often
> misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at
> that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
> arguing with you over "Nothing"
>
> SOFT SIGH
> Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is
> content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.
>
>
> THAT'S OKAY
> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man.
> "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you
> back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with
> the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."
>
> GO AHEAD!
> At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big
> trouble.
>
> PLEASE DO
> This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to
> come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is
> that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and
> you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"
>
> THANKS
> A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say you're welcome.
>
> THANKS A LOT
> This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when
> she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in
> some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to
> ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"
>
>
>
> Rick
>
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