Oh, that was too deep for me.

-----Original Message-----
From: Heald, Tim [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 10:10 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Return of the King - SPOILER -

The vagina was bad.  Duh!!

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-----Original Message-----
From: John Stanley [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 10:11 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: RE: Return of the King - SPOILER -

>>Both vaginal figures

Just a question, but what do vaginal figuires have to do with something
being gay? I would think that a vaginal figuire would imply straightness.

But I do have to agree that some of the dialogue between Samwise and Frodo
could be easily taken out of context.

-----Original Message-----
From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 10:02 AM
To: CF-Community
Subject: Re: Return of the King - SPOILER -

Caution. Do not read if you hold LoTR sacred.
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Are you kidding!?! That's what I thought throughout the whole series. Merry
and Pippin, Gimli and Legolas, Samwise and Bill, Boromir and his horn,
Gandalf being attracted to child-like people...

Heck I could make a serious go at how the LoTR is a huge gay fantasy. Just
look at the two major symbols of evil. The Ring and the Eye. Both vaginal
figures. Ewww.

"Oh Samwise, what would I ever do without you?"
"Don't worry Frodo, I'll never leave you."

-Kevin

----- Original Message -----
From: "Haggerty, Mike" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "CF-Community" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 8:29 AM
Subject: RE: Return of the King - SPOILER -

> That comment is just inappropriate. This is the LOTR, for goodness sake.
> Something must be sacred.
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> M
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: Kevin Graeme [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Sent: Friday, December 19, 2003 8:43 AM
> To: CF-Community
> Subject: Re: Return of the King - SPOILER -
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> > Also the only reason Frodo was leaving the shire was because
> the blade
> shard
> > stuck in his chest was slowly moving towards his heart. The
> elves could
> > prevent this so he had to go with them.
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> I thought Frodo left because his gay lover Samwise spurned him
> for that
> harlot.
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> -Kevin
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