Candidate should also: - Be able to do high-level management, yet retain a current, practical knowledge of 80386 machine language and have memorized the complete Win32 API; - Have a Zodiac sign of Pisces, Virgo, or Leo. Aquarius will not be considered; - Have between 18 and 24 months' practical experience in quantum mechanics; - Have studied golf at a university in Scotland; - Served between 2 and 6 months in jail for a gross misdemeanor, but not felony, offense; And of course, - This ten year IT vet should be willing to work for under $25/hr, with the employer's option to convert to a salaried position at half that rate.
Is it me, or are these job orders getting a bit ridiculous these days? --Daryl ----- Original Message ----- From: "Ryan Hartwich" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, September 18, 2002 1:24 PM Subject: [KCFusion] KC CF employment opportunity > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]] > Subject: employment opportunity > > Skills Set: > Candidate must have at least ten years of progressive IT software > development and software management experience using structured system > development methodologies as well as systems life cycle management > methodology. Must have Four years of experience in designing Web sites, > integrating Web and Database applications, managing and controlling > system development projects using system life cycle management, system > development methodologies and structured analysis and design techniques. > Project experience must include client-server, web-enabled. and > standalone applications. Detailed knowledge of Cold Fusion, Visual Basic > and C++. Contract for hire position, must be willing to convert. > Position is located in Kansas City. > > > John Triggs > Senior Technical Recruiter > > Technisource > 9300 West 110th Street, Suite 460 > Overland Park KS 66210 > > 913-696-0808 ext. 227 local office phone > 1-800-932-2372 toll free office phone > 816-805-7250 mobile phone > > www.technisource.com > > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ > The KCFusion.org list and website is hosted by Humankind Systems, Inc. > List Archives........ http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-list@kcfusion.org > Questions, Comments or Glowing Praise.. mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > To Subscribe.................... mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > To Unsubscribe................ mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > > ______________________________________________________________________ The KCFusion.org list and website is hosted by Humankind Systems, Inc. List Archives........ http://www.mail-archive.com/cf-list@kcfusion.org Questions, Comments or Glowing Praise.. mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] To Subscribe.................... mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] To Unsubscribe................ mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
