Dear Sanity, Its been a while since we last spoke, and well, I am lost without you. I find myself talking in the third person a lot - that and I seem to spend a lot of time searching the internet for toilets that are freaky, yet innovative enough.
So in closing, could you please free me now, come back... i miss you. Regards <Insert your name here ya freakin loons!> hehehehe All your poo are belong to us! On Apr 6, 2005 3:57 PM, Mark Mandel <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Quite frankly.. I also want to be able to track what route my business > has taken.. and where it currently is at any given point and time via > a google maps type interface. > > Because, I often find I lose my s... all the time, and if I had a > google map to show me where my s... was... well my life would be a lot > easier. > > :oD > > Mark > > On Apr 6, 2005 3:34 PM, Brett Payne-Rhodes <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > Not to mention messages like "other people with > > tapeworms/Syphillis/heart disease have also bought these products and > > services ..." > > > > This is getting very scary and I think we should stop now before it's > > too late... > > > > But do you think we should be applying for a patent about now? > > > > B) > > > > TRACEY, Darren wrote: > > > If Google did toilet bowls, then they wouldn't merely be concerned with > > > seat > > > positions, but would examine the content of _everything_ that was put in > > > them, and record them against your user ID. They should be able to > > > calculate > > > exactly what you've been eating and any number of health issues you may or > > > may not have. A screen on the door in front of you would then show you > > > context sensitive ads for food products similar to what you've been > > > eating, > > > but from companies that are paying them advertising money, and may also > > > direct you to medical and health service providers (again, only if they've > > > paid Google money) that you may benefit from. > > > Worst case scenario is you sit down to do your business, and ads for the > > > Acme Lard Company are interspersed with directions to your local emergency > > > heart clinic, ads for the latest tapeworm treatment, and a news article > > > about the latest breakthroughs in a new Syphillis vacine. > > > > > > And then there's the posibility of looking up the dietary and health > > > readings for famous people. > > > > > -- > E: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > W: www.compoundtheory.com > ICQ: 3094740 > > --- > You are currently subscribed to cfaussie as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Aussie Macromedia Developers: http://lists.daemon.com.au/ > -- Regards, Scott Barnes http://www.mossyblog.com http://www.flexcoder.com (Coming Soon) --- You are currently subscribed to cfaussie as: [email protected] To unsubscribe send a blank email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] Aussie Macromedia Developers: http://lists.daemon.com.au/
