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Rocky --- "Richard M. Pruett" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > Here's the original, guys. > > Rocky, Um,........ you still on the list? > > > Rich > > > Andre: > I believe you can give credit to Rocky for the > unsubscribe article. > Larry (Z) > -----Original Message----- > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] Behalf > Of Jeff Fischer > Sent: Friday, December 06, 2002 8:59 AM > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Subject: Re: [Chevelle-List] Chevelle List > > > To unsubscribe from this service you must first > purchase a > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation > Unit. The unit can be > obtained from most hardware stores and dental > clinics. > Be sure to obtain the proper permits to operate > the unit from the > Nuclear Regulatory Commission and the Food and > Drug Administration in > Washington D.C. USA. > Be sure to carefully unpack the kit and place each > component in its > accompanying mesh safety bag. > Mount the Pershing DF4 mesinator on top of the > perforated Gerring Mach > 77 refibulator and attach them using the > eight-millimeter torque fork. > Be sure that the refibulator is mounted at a 66 > degree angle and > properly dispersed so that it is flush with the > curved section of the > Pyrex thistle tube. > Place the four sections of the triangular > separation gear into the > posture cylinder and lock them into place using > the band aid adhesive > strip. > Insert the wiggling pin into the wobbling hole, > making sure that it > seated correctly. > Place the D cell battery and the eleven 9 volt > batteries in the power > chamber. > The device should be calibrated before operation > using the optional > digital corkscrew accessory pack prior to > operation. > Insert the digital corkscrew through the > electronic combustion service > chamber using caution not to touch the reinforced > tungsten igniter > control module and quickly turn the inverter drive > to 28.6 degrees. > Turn the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription > Cancellation Unit upside > down and hit the bottom plate with a 48-ounce > ball-peen hammer while > shaking the unit vigorously. > Force open the door to the incineration valve > compartment and set the > pressure gauge to 719 psi. > Close the door and seal it shut with duct tape. > The unit should now be properly calibrated and > ready to use. > Before activating the Craft-O-Matic Adjustable > Subscription > Cancellation Unit, you must first elevate it to a > height of 229 feet > above sea level to insure that the unit receives > the proper oxygen level > and barometric pressure. > Point the aerial to 17 degrees north by northeast > to within the > parameters of the Telstar GS-2 weather satellite > and apply pressure to > the wing shaft on the southern most section of the > modular accelerator. > Using the special ratchet adapter supplied with > the unit, rotate the > heater core to the "on" position. The "on" > position has been obtained > when the green light begins to flash, signifying > that the red light is > about to go off. > Once the red light is off, flip the toggle switch > labeled "ON/OFF" to > the "ON" position and count to 47 before logging > on to the system. > Logon using your username and password and wait > for the prompt. > Once prompted you must check the box with the > appropriate action you > wish to take and then press the pressure release > button and turn off the > compressor while turning the hand crank at 231 > meters per minute. > Next, press control, alt, delete, caps lock, > shift, number lock, escape > and tab simultaneously. > Press enter. You will have one second to complete > the procedure. > If you fail to respond in the time limit allowed, > simply purchase a new > Craft-O-Matic Adjustable Subscription Cancellation > Unit and start from > the beginning. > Please remember that this is the only way we will > accept for you to > unsubscribe from this service. > We have made every attempt to simplify the > procedure for your > convenience. Failure to comply with the > unsubscribe policy will result > in immediate termination of your subscription so > please follow the above > directions closely > > > -- > Jeff Fischer > Lake Elmo, MN > '71 Chevelle SS, 454, 4 spd > http://home.attbi.com/~addss/chevelle.html > > > > > At 10:42 PM 12/5/2002 -0600, you wrote: > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: John Johnson > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Monday, December 02, 2002 7:03 PM > Subject: [Chevelle-List] Chevelle List > > > How do you get off this list? > __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! Mail - 50x more storage than other providers! http://promotions.yahoo.com/new_mail
