> LMBO!!! loved it...especially number 12!! lol
Marsha
> Girlie Wisdom!
>
> 1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control
> pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
>
> 2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make
> a woman gain 5 lbs.
>
> 3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
>
> 4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
>
> 5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't
> know what you are doing, someone else does.
>
> 6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then,
> your body and your fat are really good friends.
>
> 7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
>
> 8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain
> consciousness.
>
> 9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing
> together and setting fire to my knicker's.
>
> 10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it
> shrinks 2 sizes!
>
> 11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things
> like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've forgotten my
> address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I have never
> forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to
> eat!
>
> 12. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about
> nothing and then they marry him.
>
> 13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are
> eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they
> kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!
>
> SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!!
> LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN....LOVE DEEPLY
>
> Gloria C
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