this is very funny.... number 2 is soooo true!
--- On Thu, 8/14/08, Claudia Werner <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > From: Claudia Werner <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Subject: Re: [Chihuahuas] just something fun to read -OT > To: [email protected] > Date: Thursday, August 14, 2008, 10:55 PM > That is to funny #3,5 and 12 are so prefect for me. > > > God bless you Brutus,Sissy and Claudia > > > > ----- Original Message ---- > From: GJ <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: [email protected] > Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 6:41:42 PM > Subject: [Chihuahuas] just something fun to read -OT > > > > Girlie Wisdom! > > 1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth > control > pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. > > 2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of > chocolates can > make a woman gain 5 lbs. > > 3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves > completely. > > 4. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight > shoes. > > 5. The nice part about living in a small town is that when > you don't > know what you are doing, someone else does. > > 6. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight > because by > then, your body and your fat are really good friends. > > 7. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came > today. > > 8. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I > regain > consciousness. > > 9. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept > rubbing > together and setting fire to my knicker's. > > 10. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while > and it > shrinks 2 sizes! > > 11. Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say > things > like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' > .....Now I've forgotten > my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys, but I > have never > forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid > to forget > to eat! > > 12. The trouble with some women is that they get all > excited about > nothing and then they marry him. > > 13. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of > stress are > eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are > they > kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! > > SEND THIS TO 5 BRIGHT WOMEN YOU KNOW AND MAKE THEIR DAY!!! > LIVE SIMPLY.....LAUGH OFTEN....LOVE DEEPLY > > Gloria C > > > __._,_..___ > Messages in this topic (1) Reply (via web post) | Start a > new topic > Messages | Files | Photos | Links | Database | Polls | > Calendar > " Lets talk about our wonderful little friends! > Join today! " > MARKETPLACE > Wear the shirt - and help support pet rescue.. > > Change settings via the Web (Yahoo! ID required) > Change settings via email: Switch delivery to Daily Digest > | Switch format to Traditional > Visit Your Group | Yahoo! Groups Terms of Use | Unsubscribe > > Recent Activity > * 16 > New Members > * 21 > New PhotosVisit Your Group > Yahoo! Groups > Join people over 40 > who are finding ways > to stay in shape. > Wellness Spot > on Yahoo! Groups > A resource for living > the Curves lifestyle. > Family Photos > Learn how to best > capture your > family moments. > . ------------------------------------ " Lets talk about our wonderful little friends! Join today! " Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
