CUTE!!! Sent from Becky's IPad
On Aug 9, 2012, at 12:34 AM, "Pam's_Notes" <[email protected]> wrote: > > > > > > > > > Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, > > a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a > > large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, > > and then arranging to have her killed. > > A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious > > dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' > > Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out > > a spouse was $5,000. > > The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that > > he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's > > insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, > > so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that > > rested inside. > > Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar > > as down payment for the dirty deed. > > A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super > > Wal-Mart Store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & > > proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting > > woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the > > produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling > > to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to strangle > > the produce manager as well. > > However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the > > hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who > > immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he could > > even leave the store. > > Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole > > sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless > > husband, who was also quickly arrested. > > The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared... > > (You're going to hate me for this...) > > 'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!' > > Oh, quit groaning! > > > > > > > > > > > >
