Very cute! I think I may have heard that one = or a similar one - a long time ago. Thanks for the chuckle.
--- In [email protected], "Pam's_Notes" <safariofhope@...> wrote: > > ** > > * * > > Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, > > a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a > > large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as the beneficiary, > > and then arranging to have her killed. > > A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious > > dark-side underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' > > Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out > > a spouse was $5,000. > > The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that > > he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's > > insurance money. Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, > > so the man opened his wallet, displaying the single dollar bill that > > rested inside. > > Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept the dollar > > as down payment for the dirty deed. > > A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Super > > Wal-Mart Store. There, he surprised her in the produce department & > > proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the poor unsuspecting > > woman drew her last breath & slumped to the floor, the manager of the > > produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the murder scene. Unwilling > > to leave any living witnesses behind, ol' Artie had no choice but to > strangle > > the produce manager as well. > > However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by the > > hidden security cameras & observed by the store's security guard, who > > immediately called the police. Artie was caught and arrested before he > could > > even leave the store. > > Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole > > sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless > > husband, who was also quickly arrested. > > The next day in the newspaper, the headline declared... > > (You're going to hate me for this...) > > 'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00 @ WAL-MART!' > > Oh, quit groaning! > ------------------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Chihuahuas/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: [email protected] [email protected] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
