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Mary Overton >________________________________ > From: Charlene <[email protected]> >To: A OL cinnspi <[email protected]> >Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2012 5:52 AM >Subject: [Chihuahuas] My One Day of Employment........ > ><<<BIG GRIN>>> > >Charlene.....Oklahoma >Strangers Are Friends.....Not Yet Met >To See GOD'S Wonders.....Travel >2011 34ft TARRA Class A Motor Home > > > >> >> >> >> So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many >> retirees, I lasted less than a day... >> >>About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, >>mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling >>obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, >>'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they >>twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they >>ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. >>Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?' So I >>replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe >>someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at >>Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of >>work. >>
