OMG I've got to remember this one!
On 10/21/2012 5:52 AM, Charlene wrote:
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Charlene.....Oklahoma
Strangers Are Friends.....Not Yet Met
To See GOD'S Wonders.....Travel
2011 34ft TARRA Class A Motor Home
So after landing my new job as a
Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a
day...
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive,
mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to
say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other
one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither
blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you
twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.' My supervisor said I probably
wasn't cut out for this line of work.
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