Sorry I had to get an Irish joke in before the weekend.
Have a great St. Pat's day!

Daniel Cotts wrote:
> 
> Another difference between a used car salesman and a router sales droid is
> that the used car salesman knows how to drive his product.
> 
An Irishman, a Mexican and an Redneck were doing
   construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of
   a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman
   said;  Corned beef and cabbage." If I get corned beef
   and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump
   off this building." The Mexican opened his lunch box
   and exclaimed; Burritos again." If I get Burritos one
   more time I'm going to jump off,too." The Redneck
   opened his lunch and said; "Bologna again." "If I get
   a  Bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too."

      -Next Day-


   The Irishman opens his lunch box, sees Corned
   beef and cabbage and jumps to his death.

   The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a Burrito and jumps
   too.

   The Redneck opens his lunch, sees the Bologna and
   jumps to his death also.

                -- At The Funeral-

       The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says; "If I'd
       known how really tired he was of Corned beef and
       cabbage I never would have given it to him again."

       The Mexican's wife also weeps and says; "I could have
       given him Tacos or Enchiladas, I didn't realize he
       hated Burritos so much."

       Everyone turned and stared at the Redneck's wife....
       Hey, don't look at me,"she said, "That dumb-ass makes
       his OWN lunch!"


Natasha Flazynski
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