I've asked Natasha to send this (1 - so that people wouldn't know it was
from me) and (2 - because I hate cluttering the list with OT posts).
However, she's likely just forgotten... and in the spirit of everyone
needing a little laughter back in their lives, I've decided to post it.
This one is dedicated to all those true techies out there...
Uh-hem .
Hangin' out in a bar...
I was hanging out in a SCSI bar. A loud bandwidth played in the corner.
I gave the place a binary search. I saw a little chip in the corner. She
SIMMed like a pro. I traversed over to her.
She pressed her Apples against me. "Hey, Mac, do you have a hard drive?"
"No, only a floppy," I replied.
"Well, then you need an Amiga," she said.
"Vi?"
"Well, if I was your Amiga, we could interface."
We went to a motel on a VESA local bus.
The motel was SCSI-2. It needed to be debugged.
"So, how much is this going to cost me?" I queried.
She added it up right away. She had a mind like a...like a.... She could
add really fast.
She stripped her binaries. It was quite a procedure.
"I'm going to turn your software into hardware," she transmitted.
She started to spreadsheet.
"So, are you ready to RAM?" she called.
I had been auditing everything. I sent a signal. It was time for the trap.
All the agents burst through the gateway. My manager was with them.
"Awk! It's a RAID!" she said.
"Don't arrest me! I'm a motherboard! How will I explain this to my Sun?"
The agents were not responding. They got ready to stop her process.
She was getting desperate. "Hey, I could do a favor for all of you. I'm
fully multitasking."
It didn't work. We're all UNIX.
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