This weekend I'm going to the Henry Ford Museum for a lost weekend so you're getting them early. ------------------------------------ From: The White House To: Albert Gore, Jr Dear Al, We found some more votes. You won. When do you want to take over? Sincerely, George W. Bush ---------------------------------- Three men , a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and President Bush are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie. The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. "With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. President Bush, asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually impenetrable." President Bush says, "Very impressive. Fill it with water." -------------------------------------- Ok now here's an .MP3 that I found.
This song came from a bunch of financial guys in Connecticut, I realize not all of you have cable internet...hope you found it worth the wait ;-) natasha38.botbuilders.com/AirForce.mp3 -- Natasha Flazynski CCNA, MCSE http://www.ciscobot.com My Cisco information site. http://www.botbuilders.com Artificial Intelligence and Linux development ------------------------------------------------ Message Posted at: http://www.groupstudy.com/form/read.php?f=7&i=23376&t=23376 -------------------------------------------------- FAQ, list archives, and subscription info: http://www.groupstudy.com/list/cisco.html Report misconduct and Nondisclosure violations to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
