... Who for purely cosmetic reasons, wanted to upgrade her knockers her
entire life. But, she could barely afford the operation, much less the
custom implants specially designed for her body-type (which were also
becoming rarer and harder to come by the older she got). One day she learned
of Aunt Mary's unfortunate automobile accident and upon hearing that Aunt
Mary had donated her heart to Grandma Annie, Grandma Bessie decided to ask
Aunt Mary's husband Frank if she could have Aunt Mary's fine set of
"upgrades". Frank was a little surprised, but knew Aunt Mary would want her
to have them (everybody knew how much Grandma Bessie wanted a pair) and he
decided as much good should come out of the accident as possible. But Dr.
MacDonald ("Mac" to everyone who knew him) threw a wrench into the works
when he told them he would have to charge Grandma Bessie both to remove them
from Aunt Mary AND for the operation to put them into her, which would
require some special modifications for her body type. This was more than
Grandma Bessie could afford. When Dr. Mac saw the sad look in Grandma
Bessie's eyes as her lifelong dream faded away, he graciously donated the
extra cost and did the whole operation for what she could afford. Grandma
Bessie was so grateful she announced that in honor of Aunt Mary's husband
Frank for the donation, she would name the left one after him. And in honor
of Dr. Mac's generosity, she would name the right one after him. Following
the operation, Grandma Bessie retained her "classic" beauty, but never
passed up an opportunity to show off her new "enhancements" -- So much so,
that all of her friends said she behaved as if she were married to them.
That's how Grandma Bessie soon became know as "The Bride of Frank-N-Mac".
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