Forgive me for the off-topic posting. I hope you, here on a computer mailing list, will find this is worth your time.
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on their computers. They had been going at it for days and God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally God said "Cool it. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours and I will judge who does the better job." So down sat Satan and Jesus at their keyboards and typed away: They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent email. They sent out email with attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But ten minutes before their time was up lightening suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured and the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated, how did he do it?" God shrugged and said "Jesus saves." __________________________________________________________________________ ______ To unsubscribe from this list please send mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] ___________________________________________________________ T O P I C A The Email You Want. http://www.topica.com/t/16 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
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