-Caveat Lector-
*Many seemingly nice people will cynically use honesty, cheerfulness, and
openness to manipulate others into doing things their way.
*In apparent response to millennial madness, the average length of an act of
heterosexual intercourse in America�which is currently only four minutes�
will jump to 18 minutes by the end of 1999.
*A Constitutional Convention in 2001 will produce a New Bill of Rights. Among
its amendments: All Americans must be rewarded financially in direct
proportion
to how much beauty they create.
*There'll be a spin-off from the karaoke concept: nightclubs where groups of
soap opera fans can re enact their favorite episodes.
*To demonstrate their lasting commitment to serving the needs of the American
consumer, some corporations will buy mountains and carve their trademarks and
logos into the rock�much like Mt. Rushmore.
*The rise of the "pantheosexual" movement will present a new threat to sexual
law 'n' order. Describing heterosexuals, gays, and bisexuals as
narrow-minded,
pantheo-sexuals will claim to have erotic feelings for everything from trees
to toasters to clouds to all seven genders of human beings.
*The government will begin paying subsidies to some lawyers so they won't
practice law�much as it now pays supermarket chains to keep cheese off the
market when there is too much and the excess would bring prices down.
*Claiming it objectifies men, the men's movement will decry the romance novel
as women's version of pornography.
*The bestselling self-help book of 1999 will be The Zen of Temper Tantrums.
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