-Caveat Lector- an excerpt from: Mellon's Millions Harvey O'Conner©1933 Blue Ribbon Books New York, N.Y. --[7]-- 7 The Road to Washington JUST when he had acquired his first million at the age of thirty, Henry Clay Frick was bitten with political aspirations. Casually he remarked to judge Mellon that he might accept the Republican nomination for Congress proffered him by his Connellsville district. It was tantamount to election. "He is getting ambitious," the judge remarked after Frick had left. "But he would be foolish to take it." "It is always a mistake for a good business man to take public office," Andrew Mellon observed later. The main objection, his father had noted, was that a smart man can make more money in business. Nevertheless a variety of reasons pushed Thomas Mellon's son into what the country's business classes regarded as the key Cabinet position when Wilson handed over the reins of power to Harding. For one thing, the business of making money had become monotonous to the 65-year-old banker. Armed with an apparently infallible technique and backed by the tremendous reserves of Union Trust, he was now one of the richest men in America. Frick, his lifelong intimate, had died in 1919 Frick's ruthless, irresistible drive was gone. The money-making madness of the war days was subsiding, business was quiet and Mellon suddenly discovered himself an aging man. He harbored no overweening ambition to challenge Rockefeller or Morgan in their vast hegemonies. In each of his key enterprises were installed admirably energetic men, properly subordinate to their employer, trained in the Mel lons' thorough school of caution mixed with enterprise. Brother Richard was still hale and hearty, an able lieutenant to oversee the Mellon affairs. Perhaps he would have liked to retire. But where? Pittsburgh was not a city in which to retire from business. It was created for work, and for those who forgot, there was the pall of smoke that stunted shrubbery even in Mellon's Forbes Street hilltop estate. His peers were as intent on gain as he had been and there was no place in their scheme of life for delightful loafing along the by-ways. And to what could be retire? He abhorred idleness as much as his father. He liked to work, to have things pressing in on him at every hour of the day, if only to fill the void which leisure would have created. He had never learned to play. Then, too, there was the urge for public recognition. Outside his home city and certain financial and industrial circles, his name was unknown. It had never appeared, for example, in that daily chronicle of America, the New York Times,, before January 1, 1921. Never a plunger, be had engaged in none of those Spectacular battles which had put the names of Gould, Vanderbilt and Harriman on every schoolboy's tongue. His father had attained distinction by his years on the bench and Select Council and his life-long title of judge. He was, after all, something more than a money-lender. Andrew Mellon even lacked a home. Ailsa, now 17, was away to school when she wasn't with her mother. The same held for Paul. Marriage had turned to ashes. The banker's spirit flinched whenever the memory of that unfortunate venture thrust itself upon him. Successful in all else, what a failure he had made there! The banker and his wife had lived lives apart since 1909. Judge Mellon would never have approved Andrew's marriage in 1900 to the granddaughter of Peter Guinness, Dublin brewer of stouts and ales. He might have liked Nora McMullen-most people did. She was gay, pretty, reared in the social graces. But he would have crossed from his checklist of marriage prospects a girl who was Irish, twenty-five years younger than Andrew, light- hearted and pleasure-loving. When he met Nora McMullen, Andrew Mellon was riding the crest of a wave of prosperity such as the family had never before known. Money seemed to tumble out of the sky into Union Trust's vaults. The Mellon banks were the most powerful in the country outside the metropolis and their head was readily acknowledged as a peer by the magnates of Wall Street. In those Spanish- American Wax years and their aftermath, he became as exuberant as was possible for the taciturn son of shy, nervous Thomas Mellon. Miss McMullen was touring the United States with a party of friends. Her beauty became the toast of social affairs in the Iron City. Her brilliant dark eyes and dusky hair, her Irish countryside complexion, the laughter in her voice opened new worlds to the 42-year-old bachelor banker. He found time to escort her through a steel mill. His trips abroad became more frequent. After three years Nora McMullen left green Ireland and Hertfordshire, to become a millionaire's wife, and to live in the city of iron and steel and smoke. The new Mellon city arising on the Monongahela was named Donora, for her and W. H. Donner, the president of Union Steel. It was in the fall of 1900, and great things were stirring in Pittsburgh. During the honeymoon an immense amount of -work had stacked up at Mellon's office, awaiting his return for final decision. There were the new steel works at Donora, a new car works at Butler, the shipbuilding yards at Camden, a dozen mergers, and big deals in downtown realty. Nora would have to excuse him, but the pressure of work demanded that for a time be stay downtown late into the evenings to catch up. The work, though, like Penelope's web, never seemed to be finished. The truth was that Andrew Mellon loved the manipulation of millions with an intensity that no woman could inspire. The Mellon in him would out: he was the true son of coldly practical Thomas and unsentimental Sarah Jane. After nine years Nora McMullen decided that life was too short to pass as Banker Mellon's consort, or as the unappreciated daughter-in-law of the acidulous Sarah Jane. She tired of the monotony of life in Pittsburgh. Rarely were there gay social affairs at their home. Her husband shrank from them. Occasionally business associates dropped in for dinner, but the talk was of oil wells in Oklahoma, bauxite in Dalmatia, labor costs at the car works, bond issues for suppliant concerns. More and more of her time she spent in England with her daughter and her baby boy. Andrew Mellon made no objection to the separation she sought. She was to receive $60,000 a year from a $1,350,000 trust fund, and a fund Of $350,000 was set up for the two children, Ailsa and Paul, with Union Trust and her attorney, Paul S. Ache, acting as trustees, according to an agreement signed in August, 1909. The children would pass seven and a half months of the year with their mother, the remainder with their father. On June 1, 1910, Mrs. Mellon was back in New York to pick up. her children. They were to leave together on the Oceanic on June 3. No problem of finance had ever perplexed Andrew Mellon more than the personal problem that confronted him that evening of June 3. He loved his children, in his own way. He did not want them to pass into his wife's unchallenged dominion, where their minds, he feared, would be "poisoned" against him. He did not want them educated in Europe, far from the stern, practical source of his wealth. Europe was excellent for a banker's holiday, but a poor place to train the heirs of the Mellon fortune. He brought little Ailsa and Paul to New York, and drove down to the dock. There was the ship that was to take them to Europe. The very sight of it unnerved him. He ordered the driver to turn back. He barely caught the 10:55 for Pittsburgh, his children with him. When "All ashore who are going ashore" sounded on the Oceanic at midnight, and her children had not arrived, Mrs. Mellon guessed what had happened. Leaving maids and luggage, she dashed off for the Pennsylvania Station and followed her husband to Pittsburgh. Before any of the twenty-two servants could recover from their astonishment, she was installed in her rooms with her children. On September 15, 1910, Mellon filed suit for divorce. His attorneys included former Governor William A. Stone, Watson and Freeman, Reed, Smith, Shaw and Beal, Rody P. Marshall, Robert T. McElroy, leaders of the Pittsburgh bar. Also retained was William A. Blakeley, prosecuting attorney of Allegheny County, whose influence was relied on to keep proceedings secret. Prothonotary Kirker became personal custodian of the records. For seven months not a paper appeared in the court record. Not a word leaked out in the well-disciplined Pittsburgh newspapers, on some of which Union Trust held underlying mortgages. News agencies in the city also clamped on a censorship, and even the telegraph agencies were summoned to aid. The publishers, all wary men trained in the Pittsburgh tradition, assigned a crack reporter to the case and were kept informed on every minute detail of the charges, counter-charges and proceedings. All developments, including the installation Of $32,500 worth of acoustophones to overhear Mrs. Mellon's conversations with her attorneys and others, were carefully filed in the publishers' private morgues. Attorney Ache finally broke through the ring of silence and interested the Philadelphia North American in the Mellon case. Mrs. Mellon's was a story of the illusions of a young girl of twenty who hoped to transfer the social attitudes of Hertfordshire's landed aristocracy to the steel and aluminum mills of Pittsburgh. That dream was shattered and she was now faced by a nearly impenetrable wall thrown up around her by the power of her husband's millions. "My first great disillusionment came," said her statement, "when I learned that his people were not of his people at all. I had dreamed of another Hertfordshire, with Hertfordshire lads and lassies; I had arrived in a strange land with strange people, strangers in the strange land. 'They are foreign, Huns and Slavs, and such as that, and you can't do anything with them,' I was told about the people whose affection I had dreamed of winning for my children. It was not only men. There were women and children, too, all toilers in my husband's vineyard; but none of them given the laborer's recognition, toiling and working on the estate and adding to its wealth but not recognized as part of it. The whole community spirit was as cold and hard as the steel it made, and chilled the heart to the core. . . . Nights that I spent in my baby boy's bedroom, nursing these thoughts of his future, my husband, locked in his study, nursed his dollars, millions of dollars, maddening dollars, nursed larger and bigger at the cost of priceless sleep, irretrievable health and happiness. Always new plans, bigger plans for new dollars, bigger dollars, dollars that robbed him and his family of the time he could have devoted far more profitably to a mere 'Thank God, we are living.'" Mrs. Mellon thought she saw in her position a reflection of the hard, cold relationships of Pittsburgh. "It crept over me then that perhaps I, too, a foreigner like his Huns and Slavs, had been weighed coldly, dispassionately, on scales of demand and supply and as a wife ranked merely as a commodity in the great plans of this master financier's lifework. The babies were there: even the male heir was there. Was the wife to be laid off like other hired help when the steel mills shut down?" Mellon disliked the notoriety accompanying divorce action. His attorneys told Boies Penrose, Keystone state boss, that Mr. Mellon, liberal patron of the Penrose political machine, objected to such publicity. It disturbed public morals and catered to the prurient morbidity of the mob. They suggested that a law be passed quietly in the legislature empowering the court to appoint a master to hear evidence in private, rather than to have attorneys rehearsing all the details of domestic discord before juries. Penrose, on such occasions, listened respectfully. He could see that public morality would be advanced by such an amendment to the Pennsylvania divorce law. Accordingly, on April 2 0, 19 11, the vaguely titled Scott divorce bill was passed without discussion by a vote of 168 to 0 and immediately signed by Governor Tener. Legislators were amazed later to find that they had enacted what independent newspapers described as a law "making it easy for rich men to get rid of their wives." Immediately the Mellon attorneys filed application to have a hearing of the divorce action held in private before a master. Then it was discovered useful to have an examiner appointed by the court to take testimony outside the court's jurisdiction. Boies Penrose took care of that little detail in the Legislature. By now the case was in the headlines of the Eastern press. A $2,000 reward was offered, and in vain, for information as to the identity of the reporter who was sending out the stories. Even though copies of Eastern newspapers were bought up en masse as they arrived in Pittsburgh railroad stations, it was impossible to hush the sensational details of a divorce action which involved Pittsburgh's most prominent banker and his British-born wife. Mellon was furious-and helpless. Not all the cunning and pressure exerted by the city's most expensive lawyers had been able to bring him a quiet divorce. Impressed perhaps by the public revulsion, the court ruled that Mrs. Mellon could have a jury trial if she demanded it. She did. Now Mellon was all for settling. On May 6, 1912, grounds of divorce were changed to simple desertion. Testimony was taken in private and the decree granted On July 2, 1912. Mrs. Mellon was given custody of Paul and Ailsa for six months of the year. In the Allegheny County Courthouse the curious can still inspect Andrew Mellon's charges against his wife. But Mrs. Mellon's replies, withdrawn from the records "for examination," have never been returned. If Mrs. Mellon had been a more careful student of politics in her husband's state, she would not have been surprised at the Scott divorce act of 1911. Her husband was no tyro in politics. True, he had never run for public office. He had no taste for the crowd's hot embrace. There were men who made an art of that, and if their views were correct on such vital matters to Pittsburgh capitalists as the tariff and taxes, they received support more tangible than mere words. As in business, Mellon and Frick were partners in politics. Just before campaigns, Dalzell, Quay, or Penrose would pay a visit to gain their views, as citizens, on the issues of the moment, and to ask their support, moral and financial, for the regular Republican slate. So close were the bonds of sympathetic understanding between Pennsylvania's political leaders-bosses, they were called in the vernacular—and Frick and Mellon in the west end of the state, and Atterbury in the east, that it was said that U. S. Steel, Union Trust and the Pennsylvania Railroad ran the state and named its Senators. Their interests transcended mere state boundaries. That was illustrated in 1919 when the United States seemed to be headed into the League of Nations behind Wilson's banners. Colonel George Harvey tells the story. "It is an interesting fact, not generally known," he wrote, "that the only two multi- millionaires who supported quietly, but effectively, the successful organized effort to prevent the inclusion of the United States in the League of Nations were Messrs. Henry Clay Frick and Andrew W. Mellon. This endeavor, it may be recalled, was initiated and directed by a small group comprising a dozen resolute United States Senators and a few publicists. The contest quickly resolved into a bitter struggle against heavy odds. . . ." A small group of Irreconcilables were meeting in Washington to survey the gloomy prospect. Only a handful of important papers, outside the Hearst chain, was fighting Wilson's "internationalism." Money was needed, and in abundance, if public opinion were to be warned of the dangers lurking in Geneva. Senator Knox revived flagging spirits. He suggested a direct appeal to Frick and Mellon, who he said were accustomed to act together in such matters. It was decided that Colonel Harvey would sound out Frick while Knox would see Mellon. Frick obliged with a generous check, which was promptly matched by Mellon. "The desired reservoir," said Harvey, "had been found and it was both deep and full. All anxiety respecting sinews of war was dispelled. Rejoicing pervaded the camp of the Irreconcilables, efforts were redoubled all along the line and the redoubtable little band pushed on to victory which, whether desirable or not, presently was won in the Senate and ultimately was ratified by the people. Frick himself had toyed with the idea of donning a Senatorial toga, back in 1904, to set off a life spent in well-doing. But generally he and his associates preferred to have practical politicians or corporation lawyers represent the state. Matt Quay and Boies Penrose were of the first type, Philander C. Knox and David A. Reed the second. Knox was senior partner of Pittsburgh's most important law firm, Knox & Reed, counsel for the U. S. Steel Corporation, Union Trust and other ponderable clients. The Reed was James H. Reed, director of U. S. Steel and father of David A. Reed. Frick had commended Knox to President McKinley for the attorney-generalship. "As counsel for the Carnegie Company, and other interests with which I have been connected," he wrote the President-elect, "I have had abundant opportunity, from a business man's standpoint, to judge of his ability as a lawyer and his character as a man. . . . You could not find a more loyal lieutenant." Knox however preferred to remain in Pittsburgh in the fat years following the Spanish War. When Frick declined the Senatorial appointment in 1904, he threw his weight behind Knox, who was duly named. "Mr. Knox," recounts Colonel Harvey, "resigned, in 1909 to become Secretary of State under Mr. Taft and, subsequently being again returned to the Senate largely through Mr. Frick's influence, was enabled, in the year following the latter's death, to induce President-elect Harding to appoint their mutual friend, Mr. Andrew W. Mellon, Secretary of the Treasury." Senator Knox knew his client perfectly-better than he did himself. Surfeited with the praise of underlings, Mellon craved some outward seal of recognition on his life. He shrank from a gradual decline into oblivion like his father's last twenty years. But he feared the price exacted for public acclaim would nauseate him. Shouting in the hustings, catering to the mob for votes, were as obnoxious to Andrew Mellon as to his father. If there were a private escalator to political eminence, he might take it. The stars were in happy concurrence. Mellon needed a change, and the Grand Old Party needed the cash. The New York Times' Washington correspondent put the matter rather bluntly: "In his consideration of a selection for the Treasury Department, Mr. Harding has a delicate matter to decide. The present situation involves ways and means of paying off about $1,600,000. In the form of loans this amount has been almost entirely underwritten by a number of banks in the large cities of the East and the Middle West. The Mellon bank in Pittsburgh is understood to have underwritten $1,500,000 of this deficit. Through John W. Weeks, mentioned for Secretary of War, a Boston bank is said to have subscribed $100,000. This places two candidates for the Cabinet in intimate connection with negotiations to underwrite the Republican campaign debt." Apparently, in addition to expert politicians of the DaughertyFall type, the Harding Cabinet was to boast at least two "fat cats," to use the lingo of organization politics. Frank R. Kent, analyst of politics, has described the type: "There are men of large means, who having reached middle age, having achieved success in finance or business and there being no further thrill nor sense in the mere piling up of more millions, develop a yearning for some sort of public honor and prestige. The organization has the power to provide the position or at least to open the way for a chance at what they want. On the other hand these capitalists have what the organization needs-money to finance the campaign. Such men are known in political circles as 'fat cats' and they are as welcome to the organization as the flowers in May. . . . The late John W. Weeks of Massachusetts qualified in this class and if Andrew W. Mellon is not the finest 'fat cat' they have had in Pennsylvania since anyone can remember, then every sign fails." The natural delicacy of such men as Knox, Daugherty and Harding prevented their placing on any such basis the transaction by which the distinguished banker became Secretary of the Treasury. As a matter of fact there was a good deal of hemming and hawing. Mellon had literally to be pushed into the office by the hands of his ardent admirers, if their accounts are to be taken at face value. The public received its first inkling on New Year's Day of 1921 that he was being considered. The Times reported that Senator Knox had urged upon Harding the appointment of Mellon, identified to the mystified public as "a Pittsburgh banker." Mellon, it was explained, "is highly regarded in Pennsylvania and was active in the campaign in raising funds for Harding and Coolidge." It was desirable that the incumbent of the Treasury office "come from the West" and not be identified with "big banking interests." George S. Oliver, publisher of the Pittsburgh Gazette-Times, which Mellon had financed, and James Francis Burke, Republican wheelhorse in the Iron City, went to the front porch at Marion, Ohio, to sound a note which later grew into a great orchestration. They believed his appointment "would be particularly gratifying to the business men of the country." But the Presidentelect, like most of his countrymen, had never heard of Mellon. His advisers produced the Directory of Directors and the list of heavy donors to the G.O.P. war chest. The Pittsburgher was summoned to Marion. On February 4, 1921, it was reported that he was resigning all of his business directorships. There were ominous growlings here and there in the country. Senator Knox felt constrained to reply sarcastically to opposition to Mellon "because be is a successful man." The Anti-Saloon League's indefatigable research staff discovered that he was part owner in the Overholt distillery. Senator Penrose was tart. The distillery matter was merely a piece of banking detail. The man who was to head the prohibition service was not a distiller. Any-way, plans had been worked out to shift the prohibition unit from the Treasury to the Department of justice. Harding apparently didn't realize he was making the wisest of all possible Cabinet choices in picking Mellon to attend to the fiscal details of the return to normalcy. "I was asked by Harding about having Mellon for Secretary of the Treasury," James Francis Burke told C. W. Barron, Wall Street publicist. "I think his name had been suggested to him by Knox. Harding did not think it possible to appoint a rich man Secretary of the Treasury." He was consulting all comers to St. Augustine. "I am going to nominate the second richest man in the world for Secretary of the Treasury," he told Arthur Brisbane. "What do you think the public will say to that?" Brisbane's answer foreshadowed the adulation which was to be showered on Mellon by the business press. "This writer, who didn't know who the second richest man in the world was, or the first richest either, expressed the opinion that the people would be glad to have the national finances in the hands of somebody acquainted with finance." It wasn't Senator Knox who first whispered the Pittsburgh banker's name in Harding's ear, according to that peerless Ohio politician, Harry Daugherty. It was Daugherty himself. Harding's campaign manager was discussing the Treasury—a subject close to his own heart-with the President-elect. "The one man in the United States, in my opinion, for that position is Andrew W. Mellon of Pittsburgh," ventured Daugherty. "Mellon . . . Mellon," Harding muttered. "I don't know him." "Well, I do," he answered. "I've met him and in my opinion he is the ablest financier in America. He would doubtlessly deny it, but I believe he is the richest man in this country, richer than either Ford or Rockefeller. And he is the only man that the big. interests, the Rockefellers and Morgans, will not bluff." "And you think his great wealth is a recommendation?" Harding broke in. "I certainly do. A man who can quietly make the millions this modest-looking man has gathered in is little short of a magician. If there is one thing he knows it's money. He will make for you the greatest Secretary of the Treasury since Alexander Hamilton and render the nation an immense service if you can get him." And so Daugherty, by his own admission, was the first to fasten on the Pittsburgh banker the sobriquet that was to cling to him for the next ten years. Daugherty's version of Mellon's visit to Marion rang true. Finding no one to meet him at the station, he walked a mile to the Harding residence and seated himself quietly in the reception room. A newspaper man discovered him and informed the astounded attendant. "Are you Mr. Mellon of Pittsburgh?" he inquired. "Yes, but I can wait Tell the Senator I am here at his bidding. I know he's busy. . . . Tell him I'll take my turn." "Well, what did Uncle Andy say?" Daugherty inquired after the interview was over. "Said he didn't think he'd make a very good Secretary of the Treasury," Harding responded. "Thought he'd be criticized because he owned interests in so many different enterprises over the country. . . . I asked if he thought there'd be any real conflict between his duties and his interests," Harding laughed. "He tried to smile and couldn't quite make it as he replied: 'I wouldn't let them conflict, of course, if I assumed such a duty. But honestly, I don't believe I would make a good Secretary of the Treasury!" "Good," commented Daugherty. "You'll hear from Knox and Penrose." Daugherty also claims credit for forcing the inclusion of Herbert Hoover in the Cabinet, against vehement opposition from the Senatorial clique. Mellon proved the trump card in this play, according to the Daugherty version. "No Hoover, no Mellon," was his dictum to Penrose and Knox. "You actually mean to tell us," Penrose growled, "that the appointment of Mellon is not yet decided? . . . If Uncle Andy gets wind of this hesitation over his name, nothing will induce him to accept the place." The Keystone Senators accepted Hoover, and Mellon's appointment was announced soon after. In a measure it was true that Andrew Mellon was almost literally pushed into the Secretarial chair, which he secretly coveted, and from which it was impossible to pry him years later. His hesitancy was understandable. Politics meant the mob, probable criticism, catering to politicians whom he detested. He distrusted democracy; in his banks and industries, autocracy was preferred. Knox allayed his fears. This was to be a business man's Administration. The Cabinet after A was merely a Board of Direc tors, and his position would be absolute control over the nation's finances. Harding was a soft, pliable, good-natured man: the real authority would be in the hands of hard-headed men of business such as Mellon and Knox. The presence of an overwhelming Republican majority in Congress meant that orders would be carried out as smartly as in Aluminum Company of America. On February 28, 1921, Andrew Mellon visited the gloomy Greco-Roman monument known as the Treasury Building. After a two-hour conference with young Parker Gilbert, he was found wandering about the corridors a bit tangled as to directions. "I just came down to look around," he explained apologetically to reporters. A few minutes later he was lost again in the labyrinth and had to be shown to the door. The Pittsburgh banker was the first member of Harding's Cabinet to be sworn in, and was to be the last of that company to retain a secretaryship. Senator Knox called Chief justice White to his office to perform the ceremony. Among those who witnessed it were officials of the Mellon companies and business and political associates of Pittsburgh. "I really didn't want to come to Washington," the Secretary explained years later. "I did not want absolutely to refuse. There really was no substantial reason why I should refuse." His plans then were to go back to Pittsburgh after four years and "meddle with business as I liked without being tied down to it." The new Secretary, second or third richest man in America, had to be introduced to America. The mystery at first appalled conscientious editors. They were aware he had a middle initial. The usually meticulous Times' copydesk held on for several weeks to "G"; others decided it was "J," "D" and other likely letters. There were no references in the handbooks to the Pittsburgh multi-millionaire. In a list of the hundred wealthiest families in the nation, drawn up in 1914, his name was not mentioned. The Times, in an article devoted to the "lesser known Cabinet figures," was able to state that he was the richest man in Pennsylvania, among the fifty richest in the country. "Despite this," the writer added, "he has a strong interest in the welfare of wage earners. When capital puts down the iron heel, he interferes." The article added that he had been director in corporations capitalized at $1,613,674,464. He was against the League of Nations but favored an association of nations. His political views were akin to Senator Knox's. Another writer gave a somewhat clearer picture. "He looks like a tired double- entry bookkeeper afraid of losing his job; worn, and tired, tired, tired." The mystery gradually gave way to paradoxes from which was built the "Mellon myth," useful to three Presidents and to thousands of income taxpayers in the higher brackets. The contrast between this timid, shrinking figure who blinked in the sudden glare of publicity, and the immense Mellon fortune gave rise to the belief that be was vested with certain magic powers. The public had been fed on potent, lusty Croesuses who fought for their millions in spectacular battles that resounded through the nation's press; here was a man, a veritable Midas, whose name had never appeared in the headlines to crush a strike, corrupt a legislature, break a competitor, or swindle a thousand stockholders. It was a monument to the discipline of the Pittsburgh newspapers. The man had as well been born but yesterday: that in fact was among his greatest assets in an Administration laden down with figures lacking in child-like innocence. Andrew Mellon sat at the left hand of Warren Harding in a Cabinet that did credit to Harry Daugherty and the Senators who framed it. The venerable Charles Evans Hughes lent dignity as Secretary of State, and far down the table was Herbert Hoover, humanitarian and Secretary of Commerce. The Secretary of War was one designated as a "fat cat." In the important inquisitorial post of attorney-general sat none other than the ineffable Daugherty. Will Hays, Presbyterian elder and expert money-raiser, was strategically placed as bead of the nation's postmasters. Edwin Denby and Albert B. Fall, both destined to leave the Cabinet by request, were at the far end of the table as Secretaries of Interior and Navy. "Puddler Jim" Davis and Henry C. Wallace completed the picture with Calvin Coolidge, who sat between Hoover and Davis and said nothing. The new Secretary was to learn many lessons in politics at first hand from such masters in the art. Mellon spoke rarely in Cabinet. When he did, it was with the authority of millions. The possible scrapping of a government war plant was being considered and various Cabinet officers were expressing their theories. Mellon was asked his advice. In a scarcely audible voice he remarked: "I have not looked into it thoroughly yet, but I had a similar case recently in one of my own plants to deal with. The amount involved was the same-$ 12,000,000. I scrapped mine." Harding and his Cabinet were silent. His infrequent remarks begot an awe which was soon communicated to the press and the ruling business classes. The Chinese Eastern Railway question came up. Harding leaned over to Daugherty. "Now we've got him," he whispered. "Surely he wasn't in on this." "I don't suppose, Mr. Mellon," said the President, "that you were interested in the Chinese Eastern Railway, were you?" "Oh, yes," came the casual answer. "We had a million or a million and a half of the bonds." "It's no use," said Harding. 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