-Caveat Lector-
Hilary A. Thomas wrote:
> > From: MICHAEL SPITZER <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Subject: Re: [CTRL] Humor: This one is really good!!
> > Date: Sunday, June 27, 1999 10:01 PM
> > On Sun, 27 Jun 1999, Hilary A. Thomas wrote:
> >
> > >
> > > This one is really good!!
> > >
> >
> > <snip>
> >
> > It would have been better, and a tad more real, had it gone
> > something like this:
> >
> > > >
> > > > Dear Jesus,
> > > > I've thought about being a good boy this year and
> > > > can I have a bicycle?
> > > > Leroy
Wow! CTRL is a fascinating list! I never thought about writing a
letter to Jesus before! What a great concept! I wonder what his email
address is? Does anyone have it! Please! Give it to me! Here is a
rough draft of my letter:
Hi Jesus!
It is me. Yes, you-know-who yet-again. This time, all I want is a
stupid freaking bike with like red stripes on it okay? That is all I am
asking! Nothing else! Okay? Okay. Oh! And since I said 'nothing
else' you'll probably stick me in some singularity of a universe where
just me and the bike exists, right? Right! So, I don't want the stupid
friggin bike, okay? Okay!
Thank you good sir for allowing me to hastily withdraw my petition for a
bike.
Kelly
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