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From: Circus Man <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>


> > # Anti-gay site goes back to rightful owners. (CNN) As slowly as it
> > came, the road to love veered back to hate on an anti-gay Web site
> > run by Pastor Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka,
> > Kansas. http://cnn.com/TECH/computing/9908/23/hack.folo/index.html
> >
> > @ SITES: MindSprung: http://www.mindsprung.com/
> > @ Godhatesfags.com: http://www.godhatesfags.com/
> > @ GodLovesFags.com: http://www.godlovesfags.com/
> >
> > : Do you love/hate fags? Are you god? If god hates fags, why'd she
> > make so many of'em? If god loves fags, why'd she make so many fag-
> > haters? Why o why?
>
> How do I contact god? I wish to ask god, what does god love or hate.
> Does god have a Email address?  How does Fred contact god? Through
> Email, or the voice that talks to his head.  Fred needs to share how
> he can talk to god so I can try doing same, as I need some unclear
> information cleared up here, on this end. Fred needs to share his
> contact with god so all of us can talk to god.  Pastor's are suppose
> to help their layman.  So I am putting this request out to Fred.
> I wish to talk to your god, in person like you do.

Just to clear up the confusion - Pastor Fred deals with the fag.hating
god; Mister Haight deals with the fag.loving god; others may deal with
the don't.give.a.shit god, the kill.me.a.son god, the kill.me.a.navajo
god, the lysdexic dog, the i'm.schizo.and.so.am.i god, the say.what.huh?
god, the let's.all.get.naked.and.screw god, the cut.that.shit.out god,
the work.it.out.among.yourselves god, and/or any of the multitudes of
other gods that humans have constructed.  Some are online, some aren't.

Since, in my capacity as leader of The Church Of The Otters [t'CotO], I
have proclaimed that every living entity in the universe is divine, I've
felt it incumbent to provide a contact point for all deities.  You can
reach every god at this fax number: 603-415-3736 [but some gods may not
get back to you right away - be patient.]  I am also accepting donations
in the names of all gods in the universe - send your offerings to:

  PO Box 888, Forestville CA 95436 USA

BTW the small.UFO.god would like to thank Doug Keachie for his recent
contribution of a petite Mexican UFO - it was very tasty.  Yum.

  * Rev.RN.Carter, ULC, t'CotO *

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