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: No devilbunnies killed or were killed during production of this bulletin.
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@ Fireball Or UFO? http://www.sightings.com/ufo4/fireball.htm
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@ ROSWELL FOR THE MASSES. Blurb for an upcoming TV show: Roswell (WB, 9 pm)
  From veterans of X-Files and My So-Called Life comes this swell, spooky
  show about Liz, happily going about her teenage business waiting tables in
  Roswell NM in a uniform with the universal alien symbol stitched on it,
  when blam! she's shot in the tummy. Fortunately for her, Max, the boy she
  fancies, happens to be there & happens to be an alien with magic healing
  powers. This gets Max in trouble with the other aliens, who are identifi-
  able only in that they consume a great deal of Tabasco sauce and are very,
  very attractive. Tune in to find out whether Liz will dump the sheriff's
  dull (albeit human) son and try out romance with an ET before the shrewd,
  steely-eyed sheriff and his long-haired deputy expose the mutants." ###

: Are you an attractive alien? Are you an alien or a mutant or both? Do you
have magical healing powers? Do you use them prudently? Do you like Tabasco?
Isn't that a giveaway in New Mexico - shouldn't you stick to jalapenos? Eh?
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# School's scary tiger logo bumped. Fearful that their "violent, angry
  tiger" logo would inspire kids to do something awful, Minnesota elementary
  school bosses had students pick a new thing to represent the institution.
  Images that kill: http://www.pioneerplanet.com/news/mtc_docs/004412.htm

# Students kill dean's cat in prank gone overboard. Cops say three former
  students of a prestigious boarding school stuffed Bella the cat into a
  pillowcase, beat her with a bat, then buried the animal in the woods.
  Says a cop: "It was an end-of-the-school-year prank that got out of
  hand. The original idea was to take the cat and then release it."
  http://washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WPlate/1999-09/18/073l-091899-idx.html

: Have you killed any cats lately? Did images of scary tigers provoke you?
Do voices in your head roar, meow, whine? Have you ever gotten out of hand?

# Also: Cheerleader won't stop praying at football games:
  http://www.dallasnews.com/metro/0918met8celina.htm
# And: Post-game handshakes prompt football foes' brawl:
  http://www.al.com/sports/mobile/Sep1999/15-a315754b.html
# Coach says: I support my parrot-roasting son. And why the hell not?
  http://jsonline.com/wi/082799/wi%2D%2Dalvarez%2Dparrotkil082799.asp

: Is US football among the strangest belief systems around? Do you worship
in a stadium? Do you roast parrots? Do you pray compulsively, endlessly??
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@ After falling down a rabbit hole, you seem to have stumbled upon a whole
  new world. The first hint is the axe wielding man wearing a battered
  Stetson hat alongside a fourteen foot ferrotti, battling a horde of cute
  bunny rabbits. They fight valiantly, but without hope of success against
  the fluffy odds. In a flash of insight you realize you have fallen into
  the reality of: news:alt.devilbunnies - see http://www.devilbunnies.org/

: Have you been attacked by devilbunnies lately? Have you killed any rabbits
lately? Were/are they Satanic? Were you overwhelmed, underwhelmed, whelmed?
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SkeptiLinks:

@ WolfCam: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Agora/1846/pages/wc1.html
@ Earth Alert  http://www.discovery.com/news/earthalert/earthalert.html
@ SW Volcano Research Centre: http://www.goodnet.com/~ej76707/cerupt.htm
@ VOL. KUCHINOERABUJIMA: http://hakone.eri.u-tokyo.ac.jp/vrc/erup/kuchi.html
@ VOLCANO SAKURAJIMA: http://hakone.eri.u-tokyo.ac.jp/vrc/erup/sakura.html

@ Are reefs doomed? http://www.motherjones.com/coral_reef/
@ Disasters-R-Us: http://www.disasterium.com/
@ The Halifax Explosion: A Catastrophe Lost In The Mists Of Time?
  http://www.sightings.com/politics4/halifax.htm
@ Biblical manuscripts hidden by the churches for centuries:
  http://www.immunotex.com/books/religious.html

# CLINTON SAYS READILY AVAILABLE GUNS CONTRIBUTE TO KILLINGS - points finger
  at NRA: http://cnn.com/ALLPOLITICS/stories/1999/09/18/clinton.guns.ap/
# Tapes, letters reveal gunman's chilling actions, thoughts:
  http://www.cnn.com/US/9909/17/church.shooting.03/index.html
# DAY 'OF PHENOMENAL SADNESS' FOR CHURCH MASSACRE MOURNERS - culling of
  Xians deplored: http://cnn.com/US/9909/18/church.shooting.03/index.html

@ Pleiadian: http://www.immunotex.com/books/pleiadian/marciniak.html
@ Montauk: http://www.immunotex.com/books/pleiadian/montauk.html
@ Spiritual: http://www.immunotex.com/books/pleiadian/spirituality.html
@ Bill Cooper: http://www.immunotex.com/books/cooper.html
@ Sitchin: http://www.immunotex.com/books/sitchin.html
@ Mystic Studies: http://www.immunotex.com/books/tibetan.html

# The Roaring Zeros. Good news: you'll be a millionaire soon. Bad news:
  so will everybody else. http://wired.com/wired/archive/7.09/zeros.html
# The British American Project - CFR/RIIA Study Group:
  http://www.sightings.com/politics4/CFR_RIIA_p.htm

@ Albinos: A White Minority: http://www.primenet.com/~obscure/albino.html
@ The Amish Challenge: http://www.primenet.com/~obscure/amish.html
@ At the Dahmer Trial: http://www.primenet.com/~obscure/dahmer.html
@ The Death of Gopher: http://www.obscurestore.com/gopher.html
@ Wisconsin Death Trip: http://www.primenet.com/~obscure/whereshelen.html

# DISNEY EXECUTIVE ACCUSED OF USING INTERNET TO SOLICIT TEEN SEX:
  http://cnn.com/TECH/computing/9909/19/infoseek.arrest.ap/index.html
@ This Way Out, the international gay and lesbian radio magazine:
  http://www.planetout.com/radio/programs/two/

@ The UK's 'Berwyn Mountain UFO Crash' Remains An Enigma:
  http://www.sightings.com/ufo4/ber.htm
# Top UFO Researcher Exposes Tim Cooper & 'New MJ-12' Docs:
  http://www.sightings.com/ufo4/TimGoodTimCooper_u.htm
@ More Proof Microwaves Can Cause 'Sound' To Be Heard:
  http://www.sightings.com/political/weapons/microwaveSound_s.htm
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