Ah, the NWO/UN/Y2K conspiracy crud continues. When you guys going to learn? Your paranoid rants are being proven wrong all over. And this Y2K is the greatest example. There will be no martial law. There will be no mass railcar transports. There will be no concentration camp detentions. There will be no UN troops in the streets. There will be no FEMA suspending the Constitution. There will be no Clinton suspending the Constitution. There will be no NWO One World Government formed. There will be none of this crap you paranoids came up with. All these wonderful predictions have been made as to y2k. They are all failing to materialize. Miserably. When January 2, 2000 comes and NONE of the paranoid rants you guy though of have come to fruition, let me suggest you try to come up with good excuses. ______________________________________________ FREE Personalized Email at Mail.com Sign up at http://www.mail.com?sr=mc.mk.mcm.tag001
Assuming you receive this after 3AM EST, it is
already Y2K somewhere out in the Pacific. Judging by the absence of Top
Ramen on the supermarket shelves, I would guess that a number of people have
bought themselves a slice of last-minute hysteria.
At least I know of no New Year's recipes that
require large quantities of tasteless squiggly noodles. Indeed, the only
traditional New Year's Day fare I know of is the mandatory dish of
Black-eyed Peas and Ham (for prosperity in the coming year).
So why in the hell would anyone want a bunch of Top
Ramen for survival rations? These things are being put in the pantry
because the weak-willed are scared that they are going to wake up with no
electricity. Well, ever tried making Top Ramen with cold water? For
that matter, if the power is off, there isn't going to be any water pressure
either-- is there? Ever tried Top Ramen dry right out of the bag?
Even if you have electricity and water, ever tried living on a straight diet of
Top Ramen for weeks on end?
You might find yourself looking forward to the
food served on those railroad Prison Cars-- known to us non-scarecrows ("Gee, if
I only had a brain") as automobile transports. It fills me with the
greatest anger to see bullshit like this coming over the airwaves. Not
three months ago, I sat in a room with patriot leaders from all across America
and their opinion was unanimous: "There are no prison camps.
Period." Not "no prison camps that we know of" but "no prison camps,
period". We all had a good laugh at those benighted morons who dream this
stuff up and then got down to some real business. So why would they
give even one micoscopic iota of creedence to a report that special railroad
cars have been fitted out to transport dissidents to the camps that everybody
agrees are non-existent?
Why do these same patriot leaders continue to
forward imbecilic drivel that they KNOW to be untrue? Or allow it to
pass on through without comment? With strategy like this, is it any
wonder that nothing has been accomplished in the last five years? That so
many decent citizens who agree with us in principle refuse to let us darken
their doors in public tells all that needs to be said about such tactics.
Our only answer to any problem seems to be: "If someone knocks on my door,
I'm going to give them a faceful of bullets". It didn't work for
Custer.
If ever there was a time for New Year's Day
Resolutions, this is it. I personally resolve to do the
following:
1) Because I deeply resent being lied to by
the Dan Rat-herds and Bill Clintons of the world, I solemnly promise not to
EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES , emulate their example. I would rather fix
myself a Drano milkshake than be put in the same category as these
olympic-caliber Orwellians. I will tell the truth to the best of my
understanding at the time-- certainly to those I regard as friends as well
as to those who disagree with me. If I find out that I have not told the
truth, I will immediately retract my previous statement with the same vigor as
I published the original misstatement of fact.
2) What the hell, that's enough for one
year. One disaster at a time.
The Union forever
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