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@ What's New, Pussycat? http://www.bekkoame.ne.jp/ha/alcmk/Page/neko.gif
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# SOHO Solar Observatory Back Up After Mysterious Failure. Two days after a
  key subsystem mysteriously shut down, the sun-pointing SOHO spacecraft is
  back on the job after a quick repair by project scientists. Just in time
  too: http://www.space.com/science/solarsystem/soho_restarted_991130.html

# STARGATE II: awesome event seen on SOHO. "The great Rod of Power of the
  Logos himself is hidden in the sun." http://cbjd.net/orbit/sun/strgt2.html

: Have you watched the Sun lately? Have you observed ominous solar flares?
When will a solar flare destroy Earth? Are you ready to flee? Who is trying
to keep humans from watching the Sun by sabotaging SOHO? What do they gain?

# Stratosphere Alert. UPPER STRATOSPHERIC ANALYSES SHOW THE CENTRE OF THE
  ELONGATED VORTEX BETWEEN GREENLAND AND NORWAY AND THE COLDEST AIR TILTED
  FROM THE NORTH ATLANTIC AT 5 HPA TO CANADA/ALASKA/EAST ASIA IN THE LEVELS
  ABOVE. A LARGE WARM AREA, CENTRED OVER EASTERN EUROPE, CONTINUES OVER
  EUROPE, WEST AND NORTH SIBERIA AND THE WHOLE POLAR REGION, LEADING TO
  A REVERSED TEMPERATURE GRADIENT BETWEEN 60N AND THE POLE IN THE UPPER
  STRATOSPHERE. http://strat-www.met.fu-berlin.de/cgi-bin/stratalert?1
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# Court: Park's Jesus statue is unconstitutional -- even on private land.
  MARSHFIELD, Wisconsin (AP) -- An appeals court ruled that a statue of
  Jesus Christ that stands on privately owned land within a city park
  violates the law because people could assume the city government
  endorses a religion. http://www.cnn.com/2000/US/02/06/jesus.statue.ap/

# Jesus-like roaming preacher is no phony, says priest - In rural Pennsyl-
  vania, a humble man brightens people's lives. Roving preacher finds a
  haven. Carl J. Joseph, known only as “What’s your name?” until recently,
  preaches at a fire hall in Mahanoy City in Schuylkill County. Birds flock
  around him: http://www.phillynews.com/inquirer/2000/Feb/06/city/HOLY06.htm

# NUN BUN. Coffee Shop Owner Vows to Continue Exhibit of Miracle
 'Nun Bun'. http://www.roadsideamerica.com/news/archiv3.html#nunbun

: What's your favorite holy image? D'ya prefer life/dead Jesus/Elvis/Buddha
impersonators? Should they be govt-supported, or wholly within the private
sector? When holy personages die, should they be stuffed & mounted & exhibi-
ted in public parks? Should they be reproduced as statues, pastries, dildos?
Should they be cloned so they can continue their good work into the future?

@ D'ya love a pet so much you'd do anything to keep that pet one day exiting
  your life? The folks at Missyplicity are planning to, uh, clone their dog,
  Missy <http://missyplicity.com/M2.Pages/M2.goals.html> before she leaves
  this world. These people <http://missyplicity.com/M2.Pages/M2.log.html>
  aren't kidding. And see http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Pets/
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# SELLING OUT FREEDOM OF THE PRESS FOR WAR ON DRUGS. Demagogues coerce the
  media to propagandize: http://politicslive.com/2000/02/06/drugs.asp
# BOB MARLEY LEGACY GROWS AS JAMAICANS CELEBRATE HIS 55TH BIRTHDAY. In
  Trench Town, it's as if Bob Marley never died. The ganja poured like
  rain: http://CNN.com/2000/WORLD/americas/02/05/rememberingmarley.ap/
@ DrugSense Weekly: http://www.drugsense.org/current.htm

: Is drug self-administration an inalienable right? Why do conspirators deny
you this right? Do they fear you controlling your own thoughts, emotions,
destiny? Have you codified your rights? Do you fight to preserve them?

# Teens busted for writing porn version of U.S. Constitution. The middle-
  schoolers' 18-page manifesto -- drafted with a preamble & articles in the
  style of the U.S. Constitution -- included sexual references and racial
  slurs. http://www.bostonherald.com/bostonherald/lonw/quin02052000.htm
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# UFOs ARE NOT BLIMPS. Based on witness testimony, this rules out the so-
  called stealth blimp. Blimps do not accelerate to speeds faster than jets
  or jump around. Unknown to those not involved in the investigations, two
  of the large objects in the Phoenix Lights also made incredibly rapid
  accelerations.  http://www.sightings.com/ufo6/notblimps.htm

# UFO Shoots Beam At Four Boys: http://www.ufobc.org/yukon/4boys.html

: Have any UFOs recently fired beams at you, accelerated incredibly, moved
silently, dumped frozen material on you, crashed in your pasture, harvested
your family, mutilated your cattle? Why not? Don't they want you anymore??

# OF CAUS. The upcoming landmark CAUS-Pentagon UFO court case will present
  evidence of the now common sightings of "large, silent triangular craft"
  being reported worldwide: http://persweb.direct.ca/psa/prg2-4-00.html

  "If aliens are smart enough to travel through space, why do
   they keep abducting the dumbest people on earth?" --anon
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# Waco tank action criticized - Davidians call it planned attack. Even in
  grainy B&W, a snippet of video rivets: A 60-ton tank lumbers again & again
  over the back of the Branch Davidian compound, shredding a 60-square-foot
  swath of wall and roof like sodden paper. Is it a demolition or a mercy
  mission? Part of the approved plan for forcing the sect's surrender or a
  deadly deviation? http://dallasnews.com/texas_southwest/27407_WACO06.html

# Waco - Hole in top of cement room was done by bomb, to kill:
  http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3898a2b80388.htm

: Have you engaged in a mission of mercy lately? Were you well-armed? What
mercy do you most like to apply? Do the intended recipients sometimes resent
your merciful intentions? Do they struggle to resist you? Do you insist? Eh?

@ Is your horse <http://www.rcmp-learning.org/docs/ecdd1058.htm#horses> or
  pet dog <http://www.rcmp-learning.org/docs/ecdd1058.htm#dogs> lame, feel-
  ing sick, or in pain? The <http://www.rcmp-learning.org/> Royal Canadian
  Mounted Police <http://www.rcmp-learning.org/docs/ecdd1058.htm> can help.
  And learn more at http://www.memepool.com/Subject/Education/
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  "We should never base our self-worth on something as arbitrary and
   volatile as public opinion.  The man who playfully tosses a toddler
   up into the air is seen as warm and loving... but just let him try to
   keep three in the air at one time..." -- http://www.SleazyTabloid.com

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