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Subject: Re: Zulfikar says, "I told you so"
From: "illuminatedlies" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Date: 2000/12/29
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Newsgroups: alt.conspiracy
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One of the first rule of disinformation is to ridicule anyone who have
anything positive and interesting to say. With all the troubles you have
gone through to produce all of these garbage - the man is probably worth
listening to. Your tactic seem so familiar to what is used in so many of the
other newsgroups.
Sending messages using a person's alias and email address! - there should be
a law against that since there are so many loony about with no integrity
whatsoever to determine that it is wrong.
Kansan1225 ignore the loony! Jim Keith was a brillant writer.
Answer: Oh, don't worry, I ignore him. Thank you for your support.
"Kansan1225" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote in message
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> Zulfikar had to alert the media. Captain Zulfikar "Zodiac"
> Zolkoski of the Mosquitoes Police Department (MPD) intended to
> let everyone know the true character of the notorious Dr. K, also
> known as Kansan1225.
>
> Zodiac called up his pal, CNN's roving correspondent Rhonda
> Schlepper:
>
> Zulfikar "Zodiac" Zolkoski: "As-Salaam 'aleykum, ya Rhonda!"
> ("Peace be unto you, oh Rhonda!")
>
> Rhonda Schlepper: "Wa 'aleykum as-Salaam, ya Zulfikar!"
> ("And unto you Peace, oh Zulfikar!") "Eid Mubarak!" ("Blessed is
> the Feast at the end of Ramadan!")
>
> Z.Z.Z.: "Eid Mubarak! Merhaba!" ("Hello!")
>
> R.S.: "Merhabteyn!" ("Two hellos!")
>
> Z.Z.Z.: "Alf merhaba!" ("One thousand hellos!")
>
> R.S.: "Keyf hal-kom fee Mosquitoes?" ("How are you all
> doing in Mosquitoes?") (Mosquitoes: the Texas metropolis
> formerly known as Houston.)
>
> Z.Z.Z. "Kulu tamaam! Everything is A-OK, except, of course,
> for the matter of the Catholic Protest compound and that trouble-
> maker, the notorious Dr. K."
>
> R.S.: "What's up with Kansan1225?"
>
> Z.Z.Z.: "As I have told you before, he is continuing on his
> leftist deviationist path. He is indulging himself in a cult of
> personality of his own creation."
>
> R.S.: "I heard that he is capitalizing on the fact that his
> birthday is Christmas Day. He was born just before the Blue Moon
> of December 1952."
>
> Z.Z.Z. "Yes, and he even thinks that the first hydrogen bomb
> explosion in November 1952 was the star in the East that marked
> his birth."
>
> R.S.: "Do you think he will claim that Hiram "Hank" Williams,
> Senior's musical talent has been transferred to him, since Hank died
> one week after Kansan's birth?"
>
> Z.Z.Z.: "No, he hasn't done that yet, but I will tell you what:
> it's more likely that Joseph Stalin's spirit was transferred to Kansan,
> since Stalin died on March 5, 1953."
>
> R.S.: "I can see that. Stalin was an Orthodox seminarian in his
> youth, studying to be a priest. That fits with Kansan's religious
> posturing, while using Stalinist methods all along."
>
> Z.Z.Z.: "I told you so, he is KGB all the way."
>
> R.S.: "Captain, you, as a Multiple Personality Disorder (MPD)
> expert, what do you think of Nikolai Alexandrovich, the self-
> proclaimed Czar Nicholas III?"
>
> Z.Z.Z.: "That fraud claims that his father, Alexander, named
> him after the late Czar Nicholas II. He forgets to mention that his
> father was a minor Communist Party functionary and named him
> after another Nick, after Nikolai Lenin."
>
> R.S.: "Well, I'm glad you are on the case, Zodiac. Lupus will
> be pleased, too."
>
> Z.Z.Z.: "I always try to do what is needful. And how is your
> wonderful husband, Mr. Lupus Blister? I never miss his show on
> CNN."
>
> R.S.: "He is thinking of coming down to Texas to cover the
> transition."
>
> Z.Z.Z.: "Acha'" ("Good.") (Zulfikar reverted for a moment to
> his mother tongue, Urdu.) "I hope I can meet him then. I have
> some more background information for him."
>
> R.S.: "What about?"
>
> Z.Z.Z.: "I can not go into too many details over the phone, but
> Law Enforcement Officials (LEO) suspect Kansan's involvement in
> the heart attack suffered by Dick Cheney on November 22, the
> anniversary of President Kennedy's death."
>
> R.S.: "Wow, he would stop at nothing to make his theories
> come true. And what about the young Jenna Bush?"
>
> Z.Z.Z. "LEO think that Kansan may have cast a spell on her to
> get acute appendicitis on Christmas Day, on this fiend's birthday."
>
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