-Caveat Lector- The United States of Corporate America A sad realization By Diane Tkac March 9, 2001 http://www.onlinejournal.com/Commentary/Tkac030901/tkac030901.html First let's make it clear that under the Bush regime, America is a corporation and corporations are in the business of making money. You've got to have money to participate and frankly, most Americans just don't earn enough. The Clinton administration did a great disservice to Corporate America by encouraging individual participation. You know the saying about too many cooks. Second, citizens need to understand that government regulations are dramatically eating away Corporate America's profits. To correct this unjust theft and intrusion by government, the Bush regime will submit a budget that slashes funding for EPA, FEMA, the Departments of Agriculture, Commerce, Energy, Interior, Justice, Labor and Transportation. With these departments curtailed, Corporate America will see a massive reduction in regulations, and experience a sizable increase in its bottom line profits. Any damage caused by reduced or non-existent regulations, will be limited to areas inhabited by the poor (recently removed from the tax rolls), the uneducated and most minorities. Please consider this Corporate America's public notification to reduce activity in these areas. Corporate America will not accept liability for ailments, accidents or damages incurred while living and working in or traveling through these areas. Third. Voter participation over the past several election cycles has dipped below 50 percent. With the ultimate goal of eliminating time consuming elections, Corporate America has streamlined the voting process. Just think no more campaign ads, no more boring debates and no more waiting in line to cast a ballot. Corporate America will select and present to the Supreme Court, an experienced, prominent (wealthy), white (of course) male for a ceremonial stamp of approval. Also in a strictly ceremonial process, citizens may cast a vote; these votes, of course, will not be counted. Fourth. The Office of Faith Based Initiatives, created for Republican supported special interest groups (i.e. Christian Coalition, NRA, Right to Life, etc.) will approve future funding to the poor and needy. The Republican Congress is instructed to no longer involve themselves in social issues. Corporate America thanks all the special interest groups participating in Election 2000, however, their services are no longer needed to disseminate Corporate America's message. In the future, all information passed on to the public, will be carefully constructed and presented in an easily understood, entertaining sound bite. Finally, Corporate America will not, in any way, eliminate the American Dream. A compassionate conservative Corporate America would never deny an individual the right to dream that he or she could dramatically change the course of their lives. Corporate America does, however, refuse to provide any assistance in realizing the dream. Welcome to the United States of Corporate America, government of business, by business and for business. ANOMALOUS IMAGES AND UFO FILES http://www.anomalous-images.com <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/">www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html">Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/">ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om