-Caveat Lector-
7/24/01
NUREV'S INDEPENDENT STUDY OF PAST NOBEL PEACE PRIZE LAUREATES
Things are just not like they used to be.
I remember when the Nobel Peace Prize REALLY meant something.
Like back in the old days when the esteemed Nobel Committee awarded
it to that shining symbol of peace and justice, Henry A. Kissinger.
He's the fellow who extended the Vietnam War by five years. The man who
overthrew democratically elected governments all over the world and
replaced them with murderous military dictatorships, and the little
ugly guy who dated movie stars.
Those were the days.
NOW look who has been getting the Peace Prize...
Nurev
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YASSER ARAFAT
1994 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
for his efforts to create peace in the Middle East.
[ AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OUCH HA HA HA HA. Oh that hurt. ;~} ]
Chairman of the Executive Committee of the PLO
President of the Palestinian National Authority.
Winner of the 1987 Ringo Starr look-a-like competition.
Background: Extensive travel experience.
Born: 1929 in Egypt
Residence: Palestine ???
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YITZHAK RABIN
1994 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
for his efforts to create peace in the Middle East.
Prime Minister of Israel.
Shook hands with Arafat in public.
Background: Military general.
Accomplishments: Still dead.
1923-1995
Residence: ???
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SHIMON PERES
1994 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
for his efforts to create peace in the Middle East.
Foreign Minister of Israel.
2nd sleaziest snake in the Middle East.
Background: Learned English from the same teacher that taught Begin.
Born: 1922
Residence: Israel
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JOHN HUME
1998 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
for his efforts to find a peaceful solution
to the conflict in Northern Ireland.
Background
Born: January 18, 1937
Place of birth:
Residence: Londonderry, Northern Ireland
DAVID TRIMBLE
1998 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
for his efforts to find a peaceful solution to
the conflict in Northern Ireland.
Background
Born:
Place of birth:
Residence:
[ AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. Wait a minute. It's not funny. ]
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DALAI LAMA
1989 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Religious and political leader of the Tibetan people.
Make that EX-political leader of the Tibetan people.
Background: Difficult childhood. Was born a god.
Accomplishments: Headed up a Theocracy where the Tibetan people
A.K.A. ' The Slaves ', served the priestly elites.
Also, invented Thelonious Monk.
Born: 1935
Residence: Dharamsala, India. Richard Geer's mansion, Hollywood.
Real Name: Tenzin Gyatso
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ELIE WIESEL
1986 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Chairman of 'The President's Commission on the Holocaust'
Never really stopped a war or caused any combatants to make peace.
Background: Auschwitz.
Accomplishments: Developed suffering into a high commercial art form.
Proved that there's no business like Shoah business.
Born: 1928
Place of Birth: Romania
Residence: U.S.A.
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THE UNITED NATIONS PEACE-KEEPING FORCES
1988 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Background: International institution set up by the UN to replace
The Three Stooges after the death of Larry Fine.
Location: New York, NY, U.S.A.
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DESMOND MPILO TUTU
1984 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Bishop of Johannesburg
Former Secretary General South African Council of Churches
(S.A.C.C.). for his work against apartheid.
Helped found the very special - Committee To Let Racist Murderers
Off The Hook.
Background: Was born Black.
Accomplishments: Invented a ballet costume.
Born: 1931
Residence: South Africa
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LECH WALESA
1983 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Founder of Solidarity.
Campaigner for human rights.
Vicious anti-Semite
Background: Western Puppet. Agent of the CIA, and the Vatican.
Accomplishments: Outlawed Polish jokes for four years.
In Poland.
Born: 1943
Residence: Poland
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HENRY A. KISSINGER
1973 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
Secretary of State, State Department, Washington.
Background: Intelligence.
Born: 1923
Residence: U.S.A.
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GEORGE CATLETT MARSHALL
1953 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
General.
President American Red Cross.
ex-Secretary of State and of Defense.
Delegate to the U.N.
Originator of the 'Marshall Plan'.
Background: Military General in charge of America's Armed Forces,
and saving Germany's Nazi Corporations from being dismantled.
Then had them renamed and returned to their original owners.
Accomplishments: Invented Matt Dillon, and Wyatt Earp.
1880-1959
Residence: ???
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THOMAS WOODROW WILSON
1919 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
President United States of America
Founder of Société des Nations (the League of Nations)
Racist Extraordinaire, founder of the modern Globalization movement.
Background: Had his best year as President when he was brain dead
and his wife ran the country.
1856-1924
Residence: ???
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THEODORE ROOSEVELT
1906 Nobel Peace Prize Laureate
President United States of America
Collaborator various peace treaties.
Stole Panama.
Killed animals for fun.
Background: Rough childhood. Was born rich to a prominent family.
Accomplishments: Invented the " Teddy Bear."
1858-1919
Residence: ???
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These are just some of the recipients of the Nobel Peace Prize.
I think that the Nobel Brothers, the inventors of dynamite, would
blow an aneurysm if they weren't already dead.
It's obvious that the Nobel Peace Prize nominating committee has been
snorting too much black powder over the years.
We need to develop a grass roots movement to correct the obvious lunacy
of the committee.
We need to demand the recall of the Prize from the likes of Kissinger,
Arafat, Peres, UN peace keepers, Roosevelt, Marshal, and Wilson. Most
of these people started more wars than they resolved.
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