---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Tue, 08 Jan 2002 13:48:06 -0600 From: Billie Brinkley <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To: [EMAIL PROTECTED], [EMAIL PROTECTED] Subject: [Para-Discuss] Don't leave home without the new Antichrist detecto
LOL...From the Weekly World News. Billie DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THE NEW ANTICHRIST DETECTOR! New Antichrist detector will keep you safe for just 3 EZ payments of $19.95, say Japanese inventors By KEVIN JONES TOKYO - Scientists have invented a nifty new handheld devicethat promises to take the guesswork out of identifying the Antichrist! The Antichrist Detector, as the high-tech gadget is called, can pinpoint evil Satan's earthly incarnation at up to 600 yards, according to the manufacturer, Sapporo Industries. "The Antichrist may be the master of deception, but no matter what guise he chooses to adopt, this device will nail him instantly," says chief designer Dr. Noburu Kanazawa. With world events spiraling out of control and corresponding to signs of the End Times foretold in the Holy Bible, more religious scholars than ever are now firmly convinced that the Apocalypse is just around the corner. And they believe that in keeping with biblical prophecy, the Antichrist will soon attempt to seize power worldwide. But fingering the master of disaster will be a cinch using the device, which employs an array of super-sensitive sensors to pick up what the inventors call "demonic energy." "Our device is designed to pick up unusual wavelengths that would be inconsistent with an ordinary human being," Dr. Kanazawa explained. "It is constantly monitoring the entire spectrum, from the most obscure microwave frequencies to cosmic radiation." When the gizmo recognizes that Antichrist is in close proximity, a LED flashes a red warning light and an arrow points to the direction where he - or she - is standing. Sapporo Industries says it will begin a massive marketing blitz in the UnitedStates by Thanksgiving, offering the detectors to all comers for three payments of $19.95 via TV infomercials. Published on: November 19, 2001 Read this story, with pictures, at: http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=17721 ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Tiny Wireless Camera under $80! Order Now! FREE VCR Commander! Click Here - Only 1 Day Left! http://us.click.yahoo.com/WoOlbB/7.PDAA/ySSFAA/98XolB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To subscribe to this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
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