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From: "Alberto M. Giordano" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>

August 12, 2002
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Dear Colleagues,

Narco News today declares Marshall Mathers, a.k.a. Slim Shady, a.k.a. Eminem
as Journalist-of-the-Year 2002.

Think we're kidding?

Absolutely not.

As Issue #23 of The Narco News Bulletin begins, journalism "is in a state of
911."

The eleven months since September 11, 2001, have brought commercial
journalism's worst, most simulating, and most knowingly dishonest, year in
modern history.

With VERY few exceptions - and you know who you are, so you won't mind our
saying it - the people who call themselves "journalists" have cowered in
fear during the past 11 months. They haven't asked the right questions, nor
offered decent answers to the post-9/11 syndrome and its consequences
gripping the population in the United States of America and elsewhere.

That it took a popular rap singer-songwriter to meet the deadline that
commercial journalists feared to meet... that it took Marshall Mathers to
offer the counter-discourse to the official lies that too many members of
our profession did not... is a damning indictment on the journalism industry
in our era.

But the good news, kind readers, is that the youth see through the bullshit:
Marshall Mathers' latest album - "The Eminem Show" - is now the top-selling
music album in human history. This is not an advertisement (we don't even
know the guy). But we make our arguments for why this unexpected voice has
outdone even the journalists at journalism in the year 2002 in our essay
published today:

Eminem's Antidote to September 11th:

The Rapper "With a Plan to Ambush this Bush
Administration" Conquers the Music Charts

http://www.narconews.com/

Our essay today naming Mr. Mathers as Journalist-of-the-Year includes a
"Parental Advisory Sticker" because it contains lyrics that might offend
your parents, or your editors, like these ones:

"So to the parents of America/I am the derringer/aimed at little Erica/to
attack her character/the ringleader of this circus of worthless pawns/Sent
to lead the march right up to the steps of Congress and piss on the lawns/of
the White House/and to burn the flag and replace it with a Parental Advisory
Sticker/to spit liquor in the face in this democracy of hypocrisy/Fuck you,
Ms. Cheney! Fuck you Tipper Gore! Fuck you with the freest of speech this
divided states of embarrassment will allow/Fuck you!"

            -- from Marshall Mathers, "White America"

Narco News, the first Internet newspaper to win protection under the First
Amendment of the United States Constitution from the New York Supreme Court
- and working overtime to extend those rights to all - today congratulates
Marshall Mathers for having earned the honor of Journalist-of-the-Year 2002.

Today we offer our reasons why, and we offer our readers the opportunity, as
always, to send letters-to-the-editor expressing your opinions on this
report, pro or con, and to comment on the state of journalism, post-9/11.

from somewhere in a country called Am�rica,

Al Giordano
Publisher
The Narco News Bulletin
http://www.narconews.com/
[EMAIL PROTECTED]

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