-Caveat Lector- The Two Bush Presidents Have A Heart To Heart By: Jim Moore
Regardless of how old a man gets he sometimes has the gnawing feeling that his dad is still the Man of the House. Father still knows best, and all that. Every man, however, finally matures his way out of the Oedipus Complex (wanting to marry his mother) and discovers that he prefers girls more his own age. After that, a sense of normalcy with his father usually sets in. This, however, does not mean that the old man is totally out of the picture. Especially if he is a past president of the United States, and the son is the present president. Obviously, there is no way to know for sure what the two presidents talk about when they get together. But we presume that, sooner or later, the conversation gets around to world events. Let's eavesdrop and see. BUSH: Hi, Dad. DAD : Hello, Mister President. BUSH: C'mon, Pop, you don't have to be so formal. DAD : After that UN speech... BUSH: You liked it? DAD : Loved it. You mentioned "weapons of mass destruction" eight times. And you said it without stuttering. You used to stutter when you were a kid, remember? BUSH: No. By the way, congratulations on getting that medal for your campaign in Kuwait. DAD : Hey, that was ten years ago. BUSH: Frankly, you were lucky to get it at all, Dad. DAD : What do you mean? BUSH: You didn't take the sonofabitch down when you had him. And still they gave you a medal. DAD : I backed off purposely. Schwartzkopf wanted to take him out, but I left him there for you, sport. BUSH: For me? Thanks a lot. DAD : Saddam Hussein was going to be your legacy. But you blew it, kid. BUSH: Blew it? DAD : Instead of goofing around with the UN, you shoulda gone in there with guns blazing, Texas-style. BUSH: Like you did, huh pop? DAD : Don't smart off, kid. I'm still your father. BUSH: And I'm the president, and you'll have G-men all over you. DAD: Big deal. I know most of those guys personally. BUSH: I could put your house under surveillance by Ridge's Homeland Security. DAD : You do, and I'll tell Tom Brokaw you're still asking me for advice. The democrats would love that. BUSH: And I'll leak it that you think Rumsfeld is gay. DAD : And I'll.. oh hell, kid, this is no way for two presidents to talk. BUSH: You mean one president and one ex-president. DAD : Whatever. Anyway, as President of the United States, what's next on your agenda? BUSH: A big slice of mom's apple pie. DAD : Beats going to war, don't it? BUSH : Only if she adds a scoop of ice cream. As you can see, major political decisions are sometimes made in a casual, family environment. What better way than in these personal, off-the-cuff conversations could critical plans for America's future be made? I hope this presidential interlude has served to give Americans more confidence in their leaders' abilities, experience, and intellectual capacity. "Published originally at EtherZone.com : republication allowed with this notice and hyperlink intact." -end article- --------------------- -iNFoWaRZ "If the people were to ever find out what we have done, we would be chased down the streets and lynched." -George Bush Sr., in an interview with Sarah McClendon, June 1992, regarding Iran-Contra. http://www.geocities.com/infowar2002/bfam.gif <A HREF="http://www.ctrl.org/";>www.ctrl.org</A> DECLARATION & DISCLAIMER ========== CTRL is a discussion & informational exchange list. Proselytizing propagandic screeds are unwelcomed. Substance—not soap-boxing—please! These are sordid matters and 'conspiracy theory'—with its many half-truths, mis- directions and outright frauds—is used politically by different groups with major and minor effects spread throughout the spectrum of time and thought. That being said, CTRLgives no endorsement to the validity of posts, and always suggests to readers; be wary of what you read. CTRL gives no credence to Holocaust denial and nazi's need not apply. Let us please be civil and as always, Caveat Lector. ======================================================================== Archives Available at: http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html <A HREF="http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/ctrl.html";>Archives of [EMAIL PROTECTED]</A> http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/ <A HREF="http:[EMAIL PROTECTED]/";>ctrl</A> ======================================================================== To subscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SUBSCRIBE CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] To UNsubscribe to Conspiracy Theory Research List[CTRL] send email: SIGNOFF CTRL [to:] [EMAIL PROTECTED] Om
