From: RustyBullethole, [EMAIL PROTECTED] Times "Opinion" 14.9.00 Walking my dogs will turn me into a criminal Magnus Linklater I have not, until recently, been a dog owner. As a family, we have been mainly urban dwellers, so cats are more our thing. Now, however, owing to circumstances beyond my control, I find myself responsible for three unruly setters. They belonged to my father-in-law who, after more than 50 years, has handed on his hill-farm in Perthshire, which includes, among other things, this trio of delightful but definitely batty hounds. Setters are notoriously demented creatures. It may be something to do with their breeding, or it may be because the job for which they were trained: freezing into rigid immobility the moment they scent a game-bird imposes a severe strain on the nervous system. Whatever the reason, most of them, in my opinion, are in need of counselling. They are, on the other hand, the best company in the world. Taking my three new friends for a walk is a hugely enjoyable, if unpredictable, experience. Holly, the eldest, is a red and white setter, now almost wholly deaf, unable to see beyond ten paces, whose hind legs are not quite what they were, and who shows distinct signs of early senility. She is, however, indefatigable, and will run, though not always in the right direction, until she drops. Bracken is a beautiful red setter, who lopes through the heather with practised ease, but who barks with manic persistence if you slow down or stop. His ideal would be to belong to a marathon runner. Jennie, the youngest, is also red and white, and is almost normal, except that she suffers from anxiety symptoms which cause her to jump up and paw the nearest human being, usually just after taking a mud bath in the closest ditch. I took these three creatures for a long walk on a heather-clad hill last weekend. They chased rabbits, hares, and even spotted the occasional grouse. We all came back the better for it. From next spring, what we did will be illegal. If the anti-hunting Bill, as currently drafted, is voted through the Scottish Parliament and becomes law, anyone taking more than one dog for a walk with the intention of hunting, commits an offence. Whether Holly, Bracken and Jennie went out with such an intention is not entirely clear. I rather fear they did - that, after all, is what they were bred for. The Protection of Wild Mammals (Scotland) Bill, which is being sponsored by Lord Watson of Invergowrie and is the first Private Member's Bill to come before the Scottish Parliament, would almost certainly ensure my prosecution as their owner. On Tuesday week the Bill will be considered by the Rural Affairs Committee which has the right to reject it as incompetent. So far, the committee has received more than 3,000 written submissions, the majority of which are hostile - perhaps 60-40 against. That is not surprising. It a crude and ineptly drafted Bill - even Lord Watson admits that, and he has indicated that he wishes to introduce amendments which may be considered at stage two. So far, however, all we have to go on is the Bill itself, as drafted. As such it is a massive intrusion into civil liberties, giving police the power to stop and search, to raid farmhouses, seize vehicles, and require country people to produce licences for taking more than one dog out for a walk. From its very first sentence, "A person must not hunt a wild mammal with a dog", it presumes guilt rather than innocence, criminalising anyone who sets out with a gun under his arm and more than one dog in pursuit of rabbits, hares or foxes. Having stated this one all-embracing proposition, it goes on to define the narrow circumstances in which hunting may be permitted. A single dog, for instance, may be used, but only if it is "under close control". The dog may hunt to "protect livestock . . . or crops" or to provide food, but "not by way of sale or trade", and certainly not for the fun of it. Even taking one dog out to hunt will require a licence "granted by Scottish Ministers", which has to be renewed annually. This will be given only if the applicant can demonstrate that he needs the dog to control "the number of a particular species in a particular place in order to safeguard the welfare of that species . . ." This is mind-boggling stuff, bureaucracy gone mad. It means that anyone who takes more than one dog for a walk in the country is automatically an object of suspicion. It makes a nonsensical distinction between a dog that puts up a rabbit above ground and one that chases it down a hole - anyone with a terrier will recognise the problem. It will mean the end, not just of traditional hunts, of which Scotland has very few compared with England, but the dog packs which are used to help farmers and landowners to control foxes. Lord Watson now says that he has no intention of banning those who take dogs for a walk "on the heath or in the park", and he is going to withdraw the idea of licences. He also intends to exclude rough shooting and falconry from his provisions, though why it should be permissible to train a hawk to kill and devour a mammal, but not for a pack of dogs, is not explained. But then anomalies are part and parcel of the legislation. It is divisive, damaging, and will cause massive resentment in the countryside. The committee would be well-advised to throw it out lock, stock and barrel. If it does not, the Bill will go before the full Parliament which is likely to favour it, and thus become law, sometime next spring - well in advance of English legislation. What it will do to country life I cannot imagine. 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