From: "Ron Rosenfeld", [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Had this just before xmass.......
The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding
marijuana inside
his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux's house. They search the
shed
where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of
wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at Thibodeaux and leave.
The phone rings at Thibodeaux's house.
"Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep"
"Great, now it's your turn to call. I need my garden ploughed."
--
I had one very similar but it was the IRA, I think it was an
IRA guy in prison shopping all his former "colleagues" to the
RUC, telling them they had bomb making equipment buried in their
garden!
Steve.
Cybershooters website: http://www.cybershooters.org
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