From: "John Hurst", [EMAIL PROTECTED] > "Washington Hunting Laws" > > 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may > harvest attorneys. > > 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use > of currency as bait is prohibited. > > 3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally > struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car > wash. > > 4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow > machine, helicopter, or aircraft. > > 5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash," "ambulance," or "free > Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys. > > 6. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW > dealerships. > > 7. It shall be unlawful to use cocaine, young boys, $100 bills, > prostitutes, or vehicle accidents to attract attorneys. > > 8. It shall be unlawful to hunt attorneys within 200 yards of > courtrooms, law libraries, whorehouses, health spas, gay bars, > ambulances, or hospitals. > > 9. If an attorney is elected to government office, it shall be a > felony to hunt, trap, or possess it. > > 10. Stuffed or mounted attorneys must have a state health department > inspection for AIDS, rabies, and vermin. > > 11. It shall be illegal for a hunter to disguise himself as a > reporter, drug dealer, pimp, female legal clerk, sheep, accident > victim, book Cybershooters website: http://www.cybershooters.org List admin: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___________________________________________________________ T O P I C A http://www.topica.com/t/17 Newsletters, Tips and Discussions on Your Favorite Topics
