Bill Stewart wrote: > He was a Puerto Rican whose native language was Spanish (he was bilingual), > but his name was something like Fred Mueller, so he failed the > Spanish-Surnamed definition used by the bureaucrats.
This reminds me of a black acquaintance of mine whose last name was "Garcia." This entitled her to double-dip into both the black and Hispanic coffers of affirmative action. She was greatly in demand by employers desparate to "balance the equation." ("Think Like a Dinosaur" springs to mind) -- Eric Michael Cordian 0+ O:.T:.O:. Mathematical Munitions Division "Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be The Whole Of The Law"