_________________________________________________________ A Daily Joke - August 9th, 2000! http://www.adailyjoke.com _________________________________________________________ ~~~Quote of the day~~~ The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. -- Friedrich Nietzsche _________________________________________________________ This is her first time... http://www.dailymegajoke.com/pass/firsttime.html What a bunch of IDIOTS! http://www.dailymegajoke.com/pass/pose.html Prasie the LORD....THIS is why! http://www.dailymegajoke.com/pass/praise.html _________________________________________________________ Laughter makes you live longer. That is, unless you laugh so hard you choke. Please, do not read this list whilst trying to eat. Clean humor suitable for each and every member of your family, and you can even send it to the neighbors, just don't send it back! mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] _________________________________________________________ Today's Jokes: -------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Bicycle Test 2. Winning -------------------------------------------------------------------- Get your Free Horoscope http://www.cyberbounty.com/ad?a=79&b=9999&c=2391 _________________________________________________________ 1. Bicycle Test -------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young fellow who was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Mustang, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory. His friend said, "Sure." So the young man tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend: "I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down." With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 mph. The young fellow on the bike was handling the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black Corvette came up beside them and before you knew it the fellow driving the Mustang forgot all about the fellow on the bike and took to drag racing the Corvette. A little further down the road sat Officer John in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready. He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 105 mph. He called into headquarters on his radio: "Hey, you guys aren't going to believe this, but there's a Corvette and a Mustang racing out here on Highway 3, and there's a guy on a bike ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!" _________________________________________________________ Here is today's DAILY HUMOR LINK: (See the entire collection at: http://www.dailymegajoke.com/pass.html) What is Santa doing on your roof? http://www.dailymegajoke.com/pass/ice.html _________________________________________________________ 2. Winning -------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping her and asking if someone else could have a go. The blonde turns around and shouts, "Can't you see I'm winning!" _________________________________________________________ Enter these SWEEPSTAKES and WIN! Are you tired of high gas prices? Win FREE GAS for 1 whole Year! http://www.onresponse.com/onR_Ads.asp?a=17806&d=735 Win this Gateway Solo 2550 LS Deluxe Laptop computer!! http://www.onresponse.com/onR_Ads.asp?a=17806&d=753 Enter now to win Pizza for a Year and $250 online credit to Areyougame! http://www.onresponse.com/onR_Ads.asp?a=17806&d=633 ------- AOL Clickable LINKS ------- <a href="http://www.onresponse.com/onR_Ads.asp?a=17806&d=735"> Are you tired of high gas prices? Win FREE GAS for 1 whole Year! </a> <a href="http://www.onresponse.com/onR_Ads.asp?a=17806&d=753"> Win this Gateway Solo 2550 LS Deluxe Laptop computer!!</a> <a href="http://www.onresponse.com/onR_Ads.asp?a=17806&d=633"> Enter now to win Pizza for a Year and $250 online credit!</a> _________________________________________________________ This is a free mailing brought to you by JokesEveryDay.Com. get Free Jokes and More at <a href=" http://www.jokeseveryday.com ">Click Here!</a> Archives: http://www.adailyjoke.com/archives ADVERTISING/SPONSORSHIP: [EMAIL PROTECTED] ___________________________________________________ You are currently subscribed as: [EMAIL PROTECTED] To unsubscribe send a e-mail from the address above to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] The ID of this message is: 344353. ----------------------- © 2000 JokesEveryDay.Com All rights reserved worldwide.