------ You are a power suit without a billionaire to fit in you.
You are deep in a dungeon, fighting a Goblin with a Party of Newbie Adventurers. Garwig, a Dwarf wielding a flimsy giant axe made of copper, is about to vanquish the Goblin. Garwig: "Goblin, the streets will ring with the songs of your death!" Your servos and pumps freeze. You were guarding Garwig's left flank, and the Goblin rushes through while you stand frozen. Garwig wants to rat to the press about a cleanup. You can't believe you joined this adventuring party.
