Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a zombie borg named traffick boss.
Traffick boss's statement: "I don't want to be borging for the borg and zombieing for the zombies, I will start my own borg hive and zombie viruses!" So, mr traffick boss went off to put himself in charge of the apocalypses. When a hive queen came by and told him to assimilate a group, he told the hive queen off and went and tried to assimilate the group for himself as queen instead. It turned out this was hard. Very very hard.
